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awesome, i love short subjects - do you have a small part? | |
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lil1 said: Coming Soon
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Anxiety said: awesome, i love short subjects - do you have a small part?
well...judging by the name? 
i'm jus sayin  | |
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 "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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I bet it's massive in size, despite the name. I mean, men who go on about their cocks being large usually have little ones as it is, or so it's been my limited experience in my nineteen years. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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Nero said: I bet it's massive in size, despite the name. I mean, men who go on about their cocks being large usually have little ones as it is, or so it's been my limited experience in my nineteen years.
True. Lyod never sang about having a massive cock. Did you know I work next to a petrol station his tourbus stopped at in 1988 when he got out and bought a Double Decker chocolate bar and a 20 deck of fags? The wee assistant Elaine who saill works there still tells everyone who come in. Said he paid by cheque too. That was a big thing in 1988 Scotland. | |
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Number23 said: Nero said: I bet it's massive in size, despite the name. I mean, men who go on about their cocks being large usually have little ones as it is, or so it's been my limited experience in my nineteen years.
True. Lyod never sang about having a massive cock. Did you know I work next to a petrol station his tourbus stopped at in 1988 when he got out and bought a Double Decker chocolate bar and a 20 deck of fags? The wee assistant Elaine who saill works there still tells everyone who come in. Said he paid by cheque too. That was a big thing in 1988 Scotland. Lloyd is a beautiful man, and I'd like to open up his pants and see about what size he is. Massive or small or perfectly average wouldn't matter to me. Then he could go write a nice lovely song about it. I've no shame.  Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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MAYBE LIL1 IS A WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND HER... PENIS IS GOING TO BE ON ITS WAY |
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TotalAlisa said: MAYBE LIL1 IS A WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND HER... PENIS IS GOING TO BE ON ITS WAY
an adaptation? | |
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TotalAlisa said: MAYBE LIL1 IS A WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND HER... PENIS IS GOING TO BE ON ITS WAY
Or maybe it's already here, just so small-can't see it! | |
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Lizzy7701 said: TotalAlisa said: MAYBE LIL1 IS A WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND HER... PENIS IS GOING TO BE ON ITS WAY
Or maybe it's already here, just so small-can't see it! Or maybe he'll unzip his fly, and his massive erection will spill out, and he'll cock-smack all the doubters of his enormous length and girth. Either way. Insatiable taught me everything I know about balls.
"I was born dancing! I came dancing out of my mom's vagina! Moonwalking and stuff..." - Number23 on the telphone. | |
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 I like the title of the topic, yet there are no pictures or descriptions of penises.....  [Edited 4/29/05 19:27pm] t you to frogive me. or even believe me. But I am truly sorry. What I said was out of character for me. Even if this is "just the internet"
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 Love it or shove it! | |
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MsSmartypants said: is that a penis you're waggling? | |
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Anxiety said: TotalAlisa said: MAYBE LIL1 IS A WOMEN WHO IS GOING TO GET A SEX CHANGE AND HER... PENIS IS GOING TO BE ON ITS WAY
an adaptation? an adoption  | |
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SammiJ said: Anxiety said: awesome, i love short subjects - do you have a small part?
well...judging by the name?
i'm jus sayin That was my accessment exactly. You beat the Dickologist to the punch with that statement  . | |
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My penis? Coming soon???
Who told you that??? 
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Cheek said: My penis? Coming soon???
Who told you that???
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Raine said: Cheek said: My penis? Coming soon???
Who told you that???
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