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OMG!! Funny/Gross story about my dentist... Yesterday I was in the turning lane waiting to turn into Lowe's and I notice through my rearview mirror that my dentist is in the car behind me. Just before I honk and turn around to wave "hello" I notice that he is picking his nose!!! I mean his finger is up to the knunckle!!!!  AND to make matters worse- I've got an appointment with him Wed the 5th!! Thank goodness for those gloves!!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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ewwww!!!hahahahaha good luck my dear! | |
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SammiJ said:
ewwww!!!hahahahaha good luck my dear! ewwww!!! is right! I mean we all do it, but no one is supposed to see it!! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: SammiJ said:
ewwww!!!hahahahaha good luck my dear! ewwww!!! is right! I mean we all do it, but no one is supposed to see it!! I don't do that stuff 
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SammiJ said: CynthiasSocks said: ewwww!!! is right! I mean we all do it, but no one is supposed to see it!! I don't do that stuff
Sure you don't!  Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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GRoss!!
LMAO...Are u gonna tell him u saw him
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ThreadCula said: GRoss!!
LMAO...Are u gonna tell him u saw him
Should I!? Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Tell us how it tasted after your appointment  | |
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CynthiasSocks said: ThreadCula said: GRoss!!
LMAO...Are u gonna tell him u saw him
Should I!? OMG YESH!!! | |
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SomeoneElse said: Tell us how it tasted after your appointment
ewww!! Gloves! Gloves! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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SammiJ said: CynthiasSocks said: Should I!? OMG YESH!!! He's allways telling me stupid/off color jokes- maybe I will!!! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Yesterday I was in the turning lane waiting to turn into Lowe's and I notice through my rearview mirror that my dentist is in the car behind me. Just before I honk and turn around to wave "hello" I notice that he is picking his nose!!! I mean his finger is up to the knunckle!!!!
AND to make matters worse- I've got an appointment with him Wed the 5th!! Thank goodness for those gloves!!    That is both funny and sick at the same time.RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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psychodelicide said: CynthiasSocks said: Yesterday I was in the turning lane waiting to turn into Lowe's and I notice through my rearview mirror that my dentist is in the car behind me. Just before I honk and turn around to wave "hello" I notice that he is picking his nose!!! I mean his finger is up to the knunckle!!!!
AND to make matters worse- I've got an appointment with him Wed the 5th!! Thank goodness for those gloves!! That is both funny and sick at the same time. Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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does he think no one can see him raking around in there  | |
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Raine said:
does he think no one can see him raking around in there Well I did!! At first I was like "Oh! There's Dr. So-n-So!" let me honk and say "Hey!" And then- OMG, clutch the pearls, mouth dropped in shock- that MFer is picking his nose!!! It was like an episode of "Sinfeld!" Imagine how Elaine would have reacted! She would have to change dentists!! Oh well- he does good work... and wears gloves!Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: Yesterday I was in the turning lane waiting to turn into Lowe's and I notice through my rearview mirror that my dentist is in the car behind me. Just before I honk and turn around to wave "hello" I notice that he is picking his nose!!! I mean his finger is up to the knunckle!!!!
AND to make matters worse- I've got an appointment with him Wed the 5th!! Thank goodness for those gloves!! Cancel the dentist and find another one. 
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moderatorCynthiasSocks said: SammiJ said: I don't do that stuff
Sure you don't! She don't. U trying to say my baby picks her nose...huh!? That's not lady-like and my baby's a lady(except for burping...and exabitionistic ideas concerning a beach). [Edited 4/30/05 16:39pm] | |
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luv4u said: CynthiasSocks said: Yesterday I was in the turning lane waiting to turn into Lowe's and I notice through my rearview mirror that my dentist is in the car behind me. Just before I honk and turn around to wave "hello" I notice that he is picking his nose!!! I mean his finger is up to the knunckle!!!!
AND to make matters worse- I've got an appointment with him Wed the 5th!! Thank goodness for those gloves!! Cancel the dentist and find another one. Can't! He's got my $700 crown! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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BobGeorge909 said: CynthiasSocks said: Sure you don't! She don't. U trying to say my baby picks her nose...huh!? That's not lady-like and my baby's a lady(except for burping...and exabitionistic ideas concerning a beach). [Edited 4/30/05 16:39pm] Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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BobGeorge909 said: CynthiasSocks said: Sure you don't! She don't. U trying to say my baby picks her nose...huh!? That's not lady-like and my baby's a lady(except for burping...and exabitionistic ideas concerning a beach). [Edited 4/30/05 16:39pm]  | |
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You so very much have to cancel this and any future appointments with this dentist. | |
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i bet the whole time u are in the chair thats all u think about. | |
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maybe u should think about it this way
he's a dude and most dudes jerk off every so often and there r many male dentists out there so no matter what you're in the red... females 2... you're not safe from anyone really LOL just be glad that it's neccessary that all dentists and the like wear gloves! | |
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At least he didn't have his hand in the back of his pants.
"Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel???"  | |
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 She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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be glad u didn't see him masturbate and then cum on his hands. "Americans consume the most fast food than any nation on Earth and the stupid motherfuckers wonder why they are so fat? " - Oprah Winfrey | |
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