is it one of your samples?



shouldn't you have taken it to the hospital?

TheFrogSpawn said:

It wont stop opening

Lleena said:

the sample doesn't spill out.

An open letter to Lleena:

Dear Lleena,

You're a git.

Sincerely,

2the9s

An open letter to 2the9s:

Dear 2the9s,

Your avatar is the worst avatar on the internet.

Please cease use immediately.

Yours, as ever,

Frog.

TheFrogSpawn said:

The sample looks miserable, its the most miserable letter I've ever seen.

It wants out

This thread is shit.

I try to be open-minded, but this is really crap.

Almost makes me want to like 2the9s.

2the9s said:

Dear 9s.

How is the rash?

Did the tincture work?

sincerely

me

As open letter 2theFrog,

Dear 2thFrog,

This is just to say
I have eaten
the plums
that were in
the icebox

and which
you were probably
saving
for breakfast

Forgive me
they were delicious
so sweet
and so cold.

Sincerely,

2the9s

Fauxie said:

I agree a shit thread

SO what else is new?

Lleena said:

Nothing is new. And this thread is still shit.

2the9s said:

serious deja vu here.

Fauxie said:

~segue~

"Life goes on,
Nothing is new.
Judge made it clear:
I can't be near you."

restraining order blues - the eels

Lleena said:

An open letter to Lleena:

Dear Lleena,

Thank you for your inquiry regarding the tincture you sent me for my so-called "rash." I'm sure that your intentions were good (although that looked like quite a dodgy "tincture" -- more like old mayonaisse really.)

But please let me take this opportunity to repeat once again that that is not a rash, that is my face.

Please stop sending me tinctures, balms, salves, ointments, and other things intended to heal my face.

That is my face. Deal with it.

Sincerely,

2the9s

Fauxie said:

God, I love shit threads

Open letter to Fauxie,

Dear fauxie,

You had me at "almost." Let's be best friends,

Sincerely,

Your best friend 9s

P.S. Can I borrow some money?

Lleena said:

Well duh.

Open letter to 2the9s:

Dear 2the9s,

No, but seriously.

Please get rid of that God-awful avatar.

Yours, for the time being,

Frog.

2the9s said:

Sure, though how much do you want?

2the9s said:

Dear 2the9s

Can you blame me for wanting to help you to imrove your appearance? After all, the paper bag you have been wearing over your head lately is not the most practical of options is it? It must get quite hot in there and those eye holes you cut out are starting to fray around the edges.

Let me know if you change your mind

your helpful friend


Lleena.

What's the lifetime of an average frog?

Open letter to Frogspawn,

Dear Frogspawn,

Make me!

Sincerely,

9sey

Dear 2the9s and Lleena (in no particular order)
When's the wedding?

Regards,
Alf

Open letter to 2the9s

Dear 2the9s

I cannot make you do anything.

You must look within yourself.

:karatekid:

Sincerely, for not much longer,

Frog.

Fauxie said:

don't worry; i'll be 6 feet under before long.

Dear Fauxie

I admire your honesty, please do not hold back in letting us know how you really feel about this thread.

kind regards

Lleena

Dear 2the9's,

do you realize that you can make a thread go from a shit stain to a wet spot in a nanosecond?

love,

superspaceboy

Lleena said:

Dear Lleena,

I feel that on the one hand I should be flattered by the all the attention you give me and by your apparanetly sincere desire to heal my face, as well as the concern you show for the ongoing state of my paper bag.

But on the other hand, I find it necessary to remind you that, in my view, there is nothing "wrong" with my face. And I can't help but wondering if there isn't some kind of a hidden "dig" at me underneath all this helpful attention.

As for the bag, no indeed a bag over the head would not be the most practical of options were one to have a rash on the face that would warrant a tincture of some kind. But I am not quite sure what this has to do with me, as I just have my own regular face, sans bag.

If my mind changes regarding any of the matters above (e.g. tincture, bag, rash etc), you will be the first to know.

Rashlessly yours,

2the9s

TheFrogSpawn said:

Only six?