a juvinille question it may be but u can train most the other muscles on the body so why not the penis? Ahhhhh, its annoying. U can train it to last longer of course during sex (which u can do anywhere, anytime which is cool).

I know it's blood flow and all but it's still annoying.

Have you tried push ups?

i've got nuthin'

If I made mine any longer, I'd trip over it.

Here use this

Try the Penis Stretcher!

[Edited 4/8/05 17:09pm]

Those penis pills are bull arn't they?

thesexofit said:

Not unless they are by prescription!

thesexofit said:

Hmmmmm, I wonder if our NHS (National health service to all u losers in other countries ) will let me have some pills for free. Tax payers paying for penis enlargement pills? It's possible

You are born with what you have got - its called genes

My arms I can train, so why not my most important muscle.

Pandu: "Hi. thesexofit. What's wrong? You look rather sad"

thesexofit: "I think I have the smallest penis in the world"

Pandu: "Come on. It can't be that bad"

thesexofit: "Look!"

Pandu: ... Hey. You know one thing? The Guinness Book of World Records is in town. Maybe we should go to see if you qualify for the World Record Book.At least, you'd be number one at something "

Confident in his chances, thesexofit walks into the room with the judges. A few minutes later, he walks out of the room fuming, his face red with anger.

Pandu: "How'd it go?"

thesexofit: "GODDAMNIT I WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS DOOK ?!"

find your penis a good publicist, get it some exposure. with a little creativity, it can be the biggest thing since the beatles.

sinisterpentatonic said:

He must have some amazing chi!

PANDURITO said:

(I told that joke a couple weeks ago....however, still funny! )

I don't know about stretching, but try exercising your PC muscles. I'm doing that right now.

20 Fingers - Short Dick Man

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Ah, ah
Ah, ah
Ah, ah, Ah, ah

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want, don't want, don't want, don't want

Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,Don't want,

What in the world is that thing?
Do you need some tweezers to put that thing away

That has got to be the smallest dick
I've ever seen in my whole life
I have ever seen in my whole life

Get the fuck outta here
Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want
Don't want


Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

Isn't that cute an extra belly button
You need to put your pants back on honey


Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't
Don't, don't, don't, don't

Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want,Don't want,
Don't want no short dick man
Don't want no short dick man

Iny wee(x15)

Iny weeny teeny weeny
Shriveled little short dick man

Pobre, pobrecito
Que diablo eso

Pobre, pobreci, pobre procito

Que, que, que, que, que diablo eso

Don't (X36)


I'm just pickin'.
[Edited 4/8/05 21:05pm]

Who says you can't?

not my problem!

thesexofit said:

Because you're gay!

BinaryJustin said:

[Edited 4/11/05 3:42am]

Cos it ISN'T a muscle, is it?!

It has no muscle in it, as far as I know. It isn't capable of movement on its own, save for when it becomes erect, which is down to blood flow of course, not muscular action.



No muscle = no muscle to train up = no growth = once a shrivelled dick, always a shrivelled dick
[Edited 4/11/05 3:45am]

Lifes a small penis.

thesexofit said:

Well, I have to agree with you there.

How about lifes a one way street?