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Stupid QUOTES to Cheer Lolly UP Sex is like bridge if you don't have a good partner you have to have a good hand. Her kisses left something to be desired.... the rest of her. I only feel stress two times a day, day and night. Talk is cheep because supply exceeds demand. All things being equal, you lose. Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency. Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician. The two rules of success: 1. Don't tell everything you know. Nothing is so simple that it can't be screwed up. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Never hit a man when he's down. He may get back up again. Take 20 asprins and you'll feel better, if you wake up. Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye. After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat. Relax. Only dread one day at a time. Monday is the root of all evil. Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art. The problem with reality is the lack of background music. Don't cound your checks before they're cashed. Common sense isn't. Be alert... the world needs more lerts. Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune times. Friends come and go but enemies accumulate. Live long enough to be a problem to your kids. We are the people our parents warned us about. No one is listening until you make a mistake. If you can remember the'60s, then you wern't there. Never hit a man with glasses, hit him with your fist. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. Some drink at the fountain of knowledge..others just gargle. You're never too old to learn something stupid. It's not an optical illusion, it just looks that way. Murphy was an optimist. A closed mouth gathers no foot. Hard work never killed anyone...but why take the chance. Hire a teenager while they still know it all. When everything comes your way, you're in the wrong lane. Know thyself. If you need help, call the CIA. One good turn gets most of the blankets. I had an IQ test. The results came back negative. Life is cheap. It's the accessories that kill you. As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841 To err is human, to forgive is against company policy. If you think no one cares, miss a couple of payments. Murphy's Law only fails when you try to prove it. If at first you don't succeed...forget skydiving. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. Everyone loves a moose. Some just don't know it. A penny saved is 2.5 grams of zinc alloy. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines. Smoking is one of the leading causes ofl statistics. The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. Sex is nobody's business but the three people involved. Duct tape is like the force it has a light side and a dark side and hold the universe together. The only difference is saying "May the force be with you," is a lot nicer than saying "May you be covered in duct tape." Heck was created for those who refuse to believe in Gosh. Money is the root of all wealth. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life. When it comes to thought some people stop at nothing. The trouble with getting a life is making the payments. Statistics show every two minutes another statistic is created. The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread. Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. There are three kinds of people those who can count and those who can't. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. Reality can be beaten with enough imagination. Money can't buy everything. That's what credit cards are for. After all is said and done usually more is said. Fool-proof implies a finite number of fools. Life is unsure, always eat your dessert first. Three can keep a secret, if two are dead. | |
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I would have to sat at thisn moment i love you# 
thankyou made me lauhg through my sniveling | |
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p0pRocks said:
I would have to sat at thisn moment i love you#
thankyou made me lauhg through my sniveling  u drunk? me too  | |
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TheDuck said: p0pRocks said:
I would have to sat at thisn moment i love you#
thankyou made me lauhg through my sniveling u drunk? me too you know what i am not only drunk but devestated want to laufhr at that too? | |
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p0pRocks said: TheDuck said: u drunk? me too you know what i am not only drunk but devestated want to laufhr at that too? awww  i wouldnt do that im not really a bitch, i just act like one sometimes | |
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TheDuck said: p0pRocks said: you know what i am not only drunk but devestated want to laufhr at that too? awww i wouldnt do that im not really a bitch, i just act like one sometimes
I'm not a bitch in anyway or form i just retaliate sometimes | |
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p0pRocks said: TheDuck said: awww i wouldnt do that im not really a bitch, i just act like one sometimes
I'm not a bitch in anyway or form i just retaliate sometimes | |
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TheDuck said: p0pRocks said:
I'm not a bitch in anyway or form i just retaliate sometimes 
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p0pRocks said: TheDuck said:
what u drinkin? i need anothet how bout u?  | |
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TheDuck said: p0pRocks said:
what u drinkin? i need anothet how bout u? what have i been drinking hmm would be eayer for me to say what i haven't, really east to get drinksd bought for you on your birthday
maingly vodka and lager 
vodka mudshakes :drool; | |
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p0pRocks said: TheDuck said: what u drinkin? i need anothet how bout u? what have i been drinking hmm would be eayer for me to say what i haven't, really east to get drinksd bought for you on your birthday
maingly vodka and lager
vodka mudshakes :drool; is it ur b day? happy bdy!i drink 2 u! im drinkin bacardi151 and beer yuuuuum  | |
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TheDuck said: p0pRocks said: what have i been drinking hmm would be eayer for me to say what i haven't, really east to get drinksd bought for you on your birthday
maingly vodka and lager
vodka mudshakes :drool; is it ur b day? happy bdy!i drink 2 u! im drinkin bacardi151 and beer yuuuuum Not anymore my b-day finshed about 2and a half hours aog 
yet another year gone 
tomorrw will be abother day and when the hang over goes I will be back to normal | |
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p0pRocks said: TheDuck said: is it ur b day? happy bdy!i drink 2 u! im drinkin bacardi151 and beer yuuuuum Not anymore my b-day finshed about 2and a half hours aog
yet another year gone
tomorrw will be abother day and when the hang over goes I will be back to normal fuk tomorrow i need another drink!!!!! | |
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"The world was missing something...Then there was me."
~ME!! | |
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I'm really drunk I've been searching fri drop dead thread wuotes :boced; | |
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p0pRocks said:
I'm really drunk I've been searching fri drop dead thread wuotes :boced; It's like you're trying to say something to us--I can feel it.  | |
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p0pRocks said:
I'm really drunk I've been searching fri drop dead thread wuotes :boced; | |
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i can't type if i really concetnrated i could but each post would take 4 hours with the amount of times i have to use the delete key
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p0pRocks said: [quote:b2134f844c]i can't type if i really concetnrated i could but each post would take 4 hours with the amount of times i have to use the delete key[/quote:b2134f844c]
Don't worry about it. I haven't noticed any significant drop in accuracy.
wtf edit [Edited 4/9/05 19:49pm] | |
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p0pRocks said: i can't type if i really concetnrated i could but each post would take 4 hours with the amount of times i have to use the delete key
fauxie said: Don't worry about it. I haven't noticed any significant drop in accuracy.
wtf edit [Edited 4/9/05 19:49pm]  at least i can quote | |
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p0pRocks said: p0pRocks said: i can't type if i really concetnrated i could but each post would take 4 hours with the amount of times i have to use the delete key
fauxie said: Don't worry about it. I haven't noticed any significant drop in accuracy.
wtf edit [Edited 4/9/05 19:49pm] at least i can quoteYes. And I added those numbers in there too. The site didn't go down or anything.  | |
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Fauxie said: p0pRocks said: at least i can quoteYes. And I added those numbers in there too. The site didn't go down or anything. I dind;t notice abything going down on anything# good on the site | |
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p0pRocks said: Fauxie said: Yes. And I added those numbers in there too. The site didn't go down or anything. I dind;t notice abything going down on anything# good on the site Well ok. Think of it as my 'stupid quote' then. | |
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Fauxie said: p0pRocks said: I dind;t notice abything going down on anything# good on the site Well ok. Think of it as my 'stupid quote' then. You always amke me laugh
stupid keys you don't wanna know how many emoticones have been done with LhugL cause the damn L keey is too close to the :  | |
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My friend bought a t-shirt which says:
Have a Prozac and smile  Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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Kayleigh said: My friend bought a t-shirt which says:
Have a Prozac and smile That is sooooo wrong. You SOUND FUCKING HOT!!!! | |
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AsianBomb777 said: Kayleigh said: My friend bought a t-shirt which says:
Have a Prozac and smile That is sooooo wrong. You SOUND FUCKING HOT!!!!  Time flies like an arrow
Fruit flies like bananas | |
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drop dead thread 
that would have been kinda funny for me if it had been intentional | |
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