..how many of you do this?

Or do you hang up beforehand and ring them back..

Or do you just leave the phone in the other room?



An Orger heard me wee the other day cos I couldnt be arsed to hang up..

A friend of mine does this to me alllll the time.
I usually put the phone down and run back.


But, now that I think about it, I have heard an orger pee over the phone before...

CarrieMpls said:

Was it JD???

analbolique said:

What?

sometimes when you gotta go, you gotta go; even when the person on the other end of the phone won't letcha go. it's a total stealth moment, though. i'd like to think i have it mastered. if i had a quiet-flush toilet, i'd be a damn guru.

Anxiety said:

Its too damned expensive to leave the phone in the other room while you do your business, so I save pennies by having a penny, while still talking..

I do quietly though.

There are so many things wrong with this!!! I can stand someone doing #1, but please do not sit on the pot taking a dump and talking to me.

Yes...I always say "and this is Josh peeing live, folks!"

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

That's why I prefer:

analbolique said:

'tis good for those surprising SHARTS.

analbolique said:

personally, i prefer these:

analbolique said:

Oh I bet everyone knows that already

REDFEATHERS said:

I'd only do that to telemarketers...and make sure the phone is right up next to the seat.

When I poop, it makes a lot of noise so I usually don't do it while I'm on the phone. I get really loud. Sometimes I grunt.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Why do you grunt? Do you need some of this?

When I piss while on the phone, I let out moans of relief.

shucks i do it, but only with certain people, unless i have really have to go bad. I always say hold on when i get ready to flush the toilet so they won't hear it, and go about their business...

now talking on the phone in the shower, thats something i haven't conquered yet, or I'd rather wish not to conquer it, but one of my family members is a pro at it...

I have portable phone so it can go anywhere inside my home

CarrieMpls said:

I was nekkid too.

i use a headset when i am on the phone
makes life easier
so i go to the loo and do whatever when i am on the phone

I do, but nobody knows it...unless I tell them I remember when I spoke to JD for the longest time on the phone, and he put the phone down to go to the loo twice...then he said "don't you ever have to go pee or summat?" and I said "Yes I do" and Then he was acting all scandalised....pffffft

I HATE it when people do that.

It's like, you THINK so much of me that you're gonna squeeze a loaf while talking to me? PAHLEEZ.

You know you should really put toilet paper down first to
dampen the fall.

Hearing a "plop" coming from the toilet is worse than farting in front of
someone.

Teacher said:

omg Do you go when I am chatting to you?

AsianBoi777 said:

Aww.. you sound insecure