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PrintableReturnOfDOOK said: If I made mine any longer, I'd trip over it.
 So when did you lose both your legs, Dook? | |
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thesexofit said: How about lifes a one way street?
No. On a one way street there are signs telling you which way to go. You don't get those in life. | |
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RocknRollDave said: Cos it ISN'T a muscle, is it?!
It has no muscle in it, as far as I know. It isn't capable of movement on its own, save for when it becomes erect, which is down to blood flow of course, not muscular action. No muscle = no muscle to train up = no growth = once a shrivelled dick, always a shrivelled dick 
[Edited 4/11/05 3:45am] Finally!! I was waiting for someone who would tell him that! The penis is no muscle!! And there are devices to enlarge your penis! A Penis super growth pump...  The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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RocknRollDave said: thesexofit said: How about lifes a one way street?
No. On a one way street there are signs telling you which way to go. You don't get those in life. Well it could represent that the one way system pressurises people to get jobs. In other words, if u dont wanna job, ur going the wrong way down a one way street to an early grave in the gutter (?) | |
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i ask men that all the time.
you're only as old as you feel..............so how old do i feel 
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. | |
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thesexofit said: Well it could represent that the one way system pressurises people to get jobs. In other words, if u dont wanna job, ur going the wrong way down a one way street to an early grave in the gutter (?) True. True. Hey, this is an uncharacteristically negative posting form you, mate? | |
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lillith said: i ask men that all the time.
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RocknRollDave said: thesexofit said: Well it could represent that the one way system pressurises people to get jobs. In other words, if u dont wanna job, ur going the wrong way down a one way street to an early grave in the gutter (?) True. True. Hey, this is an uncharacteristically negative posting form you, mate? The frog has made me quote properly again. | |
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TheFrog said: ReturnOfDOOK said: If I made mine any longer, I'd trip over it.
So when did you lose both your legs, Dook?  | |
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I never said I had a small one by the way. Just making sure..... | |
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Just touch it. A lot. It gets bigger. | |
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TheFrog said: ReturnOfDOOK said: If I made mine any longer, I'd trip over it.
So when did you lose both your legs, Dook?  | |
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Chico319 said: I seen that on a Yahoo birthday greeting before  | |
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GangstaFam said: http://www.altpenis.com/penis_news/jelqing.shtml
I have no idea why that link you posted was highlighted as 'having already been accessed because I don't remember going there. Hmmm! Sexofit, regarding those pills, you should go to this site. It's very informative: http://www.zug.com/pranks...dex07.html [Edited 4/11/05 9:27am]    | |
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Anxiety said: find your penis a good publicist, get it some exposure. with a little creativity, it can be the biggest thing since the beatles.
Smooches;) | |
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'Why can't u make ur penis bigger?'
You can
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but its about the motion in the ocean | |
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Have you tried a vacuum pump?   FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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watch the plastic sugery program tomorrow on channel 5 | |
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scififilmnerd said: Have you tried a vacuum pump?
Have you? 
It's been so long scifi  | |
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PANDURITO said: scififilmnerd said: Have you tried a vacuum pump?
Have you?
It's been so long scifi Pandoo, you too.
And no, but I've noticed they're widely available.
(I live in that kinda neighborhood...  ) FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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Hit it with a hammer! | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: Hit it with a hammer!
Why didn't I think of that?  FREE THE 29 MAY 1993 COME CONFIGURATION!
FREE THE JANUARY 1994 THE GOLD ALBUM CONFIGURATION |
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Who told you it was a muscle | |
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CinisterCee said: Who told you it was a muscle ? I just wondered about it. | |
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i saw them make one bigger on plastic surgey live last night  
it was scary | |
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Raine said: i saw them make one bigger on plastic surgey live last night
it was scary I cannot watch those programmes. | |
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Raine said: i saw them make one bigger on plastic surgey live last night
it was scary They showed penis on tv?!  | |
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