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Why can't u make ur penis bigger? a juvinille question it may be but u can train most the other muscles on the body so why not the penis? Ahhhhh, its annoying. U can train it to last longer of course during sex (which u can do anywhere, anytime which is cool).
I know it's blood flow and all but it's still annoying. | |
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Have you tried push ups? | |
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i've got nuthin' | |
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If I made mine any longer, I'd trip over it. | |
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Here use this | |
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Try the Penis Stretcher!
[Edited 4/8/05 17:09pm] Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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Those penis pills are bull arn't they? | |
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thesexofit said: Those penis pills are bull arn't they?
Not unless they are by prescription! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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thesexofit said: Those penis pills are bull arn't they?
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CynthiasSocks said: thesexofit said: Those penis pills are bull arn't they?
Not unless they are by prescription! Hmmmmm, I wonder if our NHS (National health service to all u losers in other countries ) will let me have some pills for free. Tax payers paying for penis enlargement pills? It's possible | |
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luv4u said: You are born with what you have got - its called genes My arms I can train, so why not my most important muscle. | |
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Pandu: "Hi. thesexofit. What's wrong? You look rather sad"
thesexofit: "I think I have the smallest penis in the world" Pandu: "Come on. It can't be that bad" thesexofit: "Look!" Pandu: ... Hey. You know one thing? The Guinness Book of World Records is in town. Maybe we should go to see if you qualify for the World Record Book.At least, you'd be number one at something " Confident in his chances, thesexofit walks into the room with the judges. A few minutes later, he walks out of the room fuming, his face red with anger. Pandu: "How'd it go?" thesexofit: "GODDAMNIT I WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS DOOK ?!" | |
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find your penis a good publicist, get it some exposure. with a little creativity, it can be the biggest thing since the beatles. | |
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I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: He must have some amazing chi! | |
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PANDURITO said: Pandu: "Hi. thesexofit. What's wrong? You look rather sad"
thesexofit: "I think I have the smallest penis in the world" Pandu: "Come on. It can't be that bad" thesexofit: "Look!" Pandu: ... Hey. You know one thing? The Guinness Book of World Records is in town. Maybe we should go to see if you qualify for the World Record Book.At least, you'd be number one at something " Confident in his chances, thesexofit walks into the room with the judges. A few minutes later, he walks out of the room fuming, his face red with anger. Pandu: "How'd it go?" thesexofit: "GODDAMNIT I WANNA KNOW WHO THE FUCK IS DOOK ?!" (I told that joke a couple weeks ago....however, still funny! ) | |
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I don't know about stretching, but try exercising your PC muscles. I'm doing that right now. GlamSlamKid...The resident clown on Prince.orgy
Paw Power Pussy | |
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Who says you can't? | |
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not my problem! | |
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yeah its heybaby again.... | |
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thesexofit said: Why can't u make ur penis bigger?
Because you're gay! | |
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BinaryJustin said: thesexofit said: Why can't u make ur penis bigger?
Because you're gay! [Edited 4/11/05 3:42am] | |
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Cos it ISN'T a muscle, is it?!
It has no muscle in it, as far as I know. It isn't capable of movement on its own, save for when it becomes erect, which is down to blood flow of course, not muscular action. No muscle = no muscle to train up = no growth = once a shrivelled dick, always a shrivelled dick [Edited 4/11/05 3:45am] | |
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RocknRollDave said: Cos it ISN'T a muscle, is it?!
It has no muscle in it, as far as I know. It isn't capable of movement on its own, save for when it becomes erect, which is down to blood flow of course, not muscular action. No muscle = no muscle to train up = no growth = once a shrivelled dick, always a shrivelled dick [Edited 4/11/05 3:45am] Lifes a small penis. | |
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thesexofit said: Lifes a small penis. Well, I have to agree with you there. | |
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How about lifes a one way street? | |
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