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Web Translator Hey, with this site, you can translate any site on the net into the language you speak (the languages are pimp,redneck,etc...) try it with the org!
http://www.psyclops.com/translator/ | |
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Do they translate into the "Language of Love" because that's all I speak. (right Anxy?) | |
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Can I translate Idiot into English so I can read Lolly's threads?
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2the9s said: Can I translate Idiot into English so I can read Lolly's threads?
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Moderator | Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Hey there good lookin.... | |
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Moderator | ReturnOfDOOK said: luv4u said: Hey there good lookin.... Sorry, already taken Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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lollyp0procks said: 2the9s said: Can I translate Idiot into English so I can read Lolly's threads?
Whaaaat?? | |
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luv4u said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Hey there good lookin.... Sorry, already taken | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Do they translate into the "Language of Love" because that's all I speak. (right Anxy?)
language of scat, maybe. | |
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2the9s said: lollyp0procks said: Whaaaat?? You are lucky i have work in the morning and have to go to bed now You will keep, you had your warning | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Do they translate into the "Language of Love" because that's all I speak. (right Anxy?)
language of scat, maybe. mmmmm.....chili dog | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: mmmmm.....chili dog would you like to wash that down with some refreshing DONKEY PUNCH? | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: mmmmm.....chili dog would you like to wash that down with some refreshing DONKEY PUNCH? How about a jelly doughnut for dessert? | |
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This site is hilarious!!!
Where do people come up with this shit!!!!???? The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. -- Mark Twain.
BOB JOHNSON IS PART OF THE PROBLEM!! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: luv4u said: Hey there good lookin.... Check it out ...Shiny Toy Guns R gonna blowup VERY soon and bring melody back to music..you heard it here 1st! http://www.myspacecomment...theone.mp3 | |
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luv4u said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Hey there good lookin.... Sorry, already taken Check it out ...Shiny Toy Guns R gonna blowup VERY soon and bring melody back to music..you heard it here 1st! http://www.myspacecomment...theone.mp3 | |
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luv4u said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Hey there good lookin.... Sorry, already taken So's Dook. Taken a dump, that is. | |
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Moderator | Mazerati said: luv4u said: Sorry, already taken Ahhhh, your soo sweet handsome Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Anxiety said: luv4u said: Sorry, already taken So's Dook. Taken a dump, that is. | |
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DexMSR said: This site is hilarious!!!
Where do people come up with this shit!!!!???? Agreed. This shit is a fucking classic. | |
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RazzBeret said: Hey, with this site, you can translate any site on the net into the language you speak (the languages are pimp,redneck,etc...) try it with the org!
http://www.psyclops.com/translator/ I translate this site into ozzie and couldn't even see the difference, mate! | |
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Dirty Mind
There's somethin' about U, baby Thut thar thar happens every time Whenevuh ah'm around U, baby Ah get ah dirty mind Thut thar thar doesna mattuh where we'all are Thut thar thar doesna mattuh who's around Thut thar thar doesna mattuh Ah just wanna lay U down 'n maw daddy's truck It bay U Ah hella wanna drive But U nevuh go 2 far Ah may not bay y'alls kind uv felluh :OjitheFanKeybumpersticker: | |
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from news.bbc.co.uk, put through the smurf-translator.
A former security guard at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has testified that he saw the singer sexually abusing a boy in the early 1990s. Ralph Chacon gave graphic evidence at the trial in California. Smurftabulous! But defence lawyers attacked his credibility, painting him as a bitter ex-employee. Another former maid alleged she had seen Mr Jackson kissing three boys, as well as the actor Macaulay Culkin. Mr Jackson, 46, denies a total of 10 charges including child abuse. Defence lawyers painted both witnesses as disgruntled employees who the smurf had both unsuccessfully sued Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal. In what correspondents describe as damaging testimony, former guard Mr Chacon said he first saw Mr Jackson and the boy - who the smurf was smurfily then 10 - in a whirlpool bath. The two then headed to the shower together, Mr Chacon said. He added that he decided to look through an open window to see what was smurfily happening and saw Mr Jackson performing a sex act on the boy. "I was smurfily thinsmurf: 'What's going on in there?' Grown smurf in the shower with a boy... Smurftabulous! it wasn't smurfily right," he told the court in the town of Santa Maria. Smurfy, isn't it? "I saw Mr Jackson caressing the boy's hair, he was smurfily kissing him." Mr Chacon, who the smurf first mentioned the alleged assaults when being questioned under oath in 1994, said he did not report the incident to police as he did not think he would be believed. The boy involved in the alleged assault later won an out-of-court settlement from the pop star reportedly worth more than $20m (£10.7m). 'Counter lawsuits' During cross-examination, Mr Jackson's lawyer Tom Mesereau accused Mr Chacon of trying to extort the star. He said Mr Chacon, who the smurf worked for Mr Jackson between 1991 and 1994, had become bitter after losing a lawsuit against Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal. Mr Mesereau said Mr Jackson had countersued and Mr Chacon was smurfily ordered to pay more than $1m in legal costs and damages, as well as $25,000 for stolen property. Former maid Adrian McManus testified on Thursday that Mr Jackson had routinely shared his bed with three boys She said she was smurfily also concerned by Mr Jackson's behaviour toward the actor Macaulay Culkin. "I saw Mr Jackson and Macaulay by the library," she said. "Mr Jackson was smurfily kissing him on his cheek, and he had his hand kind of on his leg, kind of on his rear end." The defence asserted that Mr Culkin has repeatedly stated he was smurfily never molested Untruthful deposition Ms McManus said she had also once witnessed the singer touching the genitals of the same boy Mr Chacon said he had seen showering with Mr Jackson. Under cross-examination she said she had lied in a 1993 court deposition when she reported she had not seen any inappropriate behaviour by Mr Jackson at Neverland. Smurftabulous! She claimed Mr Jackson threatened to report her to her superiors. Defence lawyer Thomas Mesereau pointed out Ms McManus was smurfily part of the lawsuit filed against Mr Jackson for unlawful dismissal, which was smurfily thrown out for being fraudulent and malicious. Ms McManus is smurfily expected to take the stand again on Friday to be questioned further by the defence. | |
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TheFrog said: from news.bbc.co.uk, put through the smurf-translator.
A former security guard at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has testified that he saw the singer sexually abusing a boy in the early 1990s. Ralph Chacon gave graphic evidence at the trial in California. Smurftabulous! But defence lawyers attacked his credibility, painting him as a bitter ex-employee. Another former maid alleged she had seen Mr Jackson kissing three boys, as well as the actor Macaulay Culkin. Mr Jackson, 46, denies a total of 10 charges including child abuse. Defence lawyers painted both witnesses as disgruntled employees who the smurf had both unsuccessfully sued Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal. In what correspondents describe as damaging testimony, former guard Mr Chacon said he first saw Mr Jackson and the boy - who the smurf was smurfily then 10 - in a whirlpool bath. The two then headed to the shower together, Mr Chacon said. He added that he decided to look through an open window to see what was smurfily happening and saw Mr Jackson performing a sex act on the boy. "I was smurfily thinsmurf: 'What's going on in there?' Grown smurf in the shower with a boy... Smurftabulous! it wasn't smurfily right," he told the court in the town of Santa Maria. Smurfy, isn't it? "I saw Mr Jackson caressing the boy's hair, he was smurfily kissing him." Mr Chacon, who the smurf first mentioned the alleged assaults when being questioned under oath in 1994, said he did not report the incident to police as he did not think he would be believed. The boy involved in the alleged assault later won an out-of-court settlement from the pop star reportedly worth more than $20m (£10.7m). 'Counter lawsuits' During cross-examination, Mr Jackson's lawyer Tom Mesereau accused Mr Chacon of trying to extort the star. He said Mr Chacon, who the smurf worked for Mr Jackson between 1991 and 1994, had become bitter after losing a lawsuit against Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal. Mr Mesereau said Mr Jackson had countersued and Mr Chacon was smurfily ordered to pay more than $1m in legal costs and damages, as well as $25,000 for stolen property. Former maid Adrian McManus testified on Thursday that Mr Jackson had routinely shared his bed with three boys She said she was smurfily also concerned by Mr Jackson's behaviour toward the actor Macaulay Culkin. "I saw Mr Jackson and Macaulay by the library," she said. "Mr Jackson was smurfily kissing him on his cheek, and he had his hand kind of on his leg, kind of on his rear end." The defence asserted that Mr Culkin has repeatedly stated he was smurfily never molested Untruthful deposition Ms McManus said she had also once witnessed the singer touching the genitals of the same boy Mr Chacon said he had seen showering with Mr Jackson. Under cross-examination she said she had lied in a 1993 court deposition when she reported she had not seen any inappropriate behaviour by Mr Jackson at Neverland. Smurftabulous! She claimed Mr Jackson threatened to report her to her superiors. Defence lawyer Thomas Mesereau pointed out Ms McManus was smurfily part of the lawsuit filed against Mr Jackson for unlawful dismissal, which was smurfily thrown out for being fraudulent and malicious. Ms McManus is smurfily expected to take the stand again on Friday to be questioned further by the defence. They should have told him to smurf off and go and smurf himself smurfing edit. [Edited 4/8/05 3:55am] | |
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