Dear Babycakes,

I just can't hold my feelings inside any further.It's taken me this long to come to terms that I really do you love Babycakes the person and not your avatar(although that wasnt altogether bad either.) I know spiritually we are worlds apart. Ya know with the Satan thing n all. But we can overcome it cakes, my burnt chickens foot foretell's just that.

Waiting and hoping.....your secret admirer

Dear 9sey,

Pay no never mind to the attention I bestow on that Funkmistress person or whatever her name is. She means nothing to me. I don't even know whether it is her birthday or not. I just wrote that to throw her off the scent of my "2the9s Jones"

If you ever break down in my neck of the woods and I "accidentally" handcuff you to my bed, I promise I would never take a sledge-hammer to your legs.

Yours forever...


___

They called you "Babycakes"?

AzureStarr said:

no girl, they wrote it to her but sent it to me to post. damn

Late at night I have to sleep with a can of baked beans with the label soaked off so I may feel what it's like to hold you. When I go to my car I have to look into my rims so that I may know what it's like to look into your eyes. My love for you has gotten so bad that when I'm at the market and I see other women putting canned goods in their basket I cringe and have to go and sob under the produce.

You're my everything...

I got one!!!!!

althom said:

2the9s!!

Here's one I received...

2the9s said:

klhk?

I got one!!!!!

Dear Starkitty,

Can a frog (damn, ignore that) and a women realy have something meaningful? I just happen to think so.Many nights I've spent on my lillipad, snagging the occasional fly wishing I could fertilize your eggs. It's lonely here at the swamp.I remember you once telling me you were so lonely your kitties about to pop. Well your prince charming has arrived.I won't turn into a prince if you kiss me, but if you lick my back you'll hallucinate threw the week.

Waiting and hoping....your secret admirer

Dearest Byron...

I hate you. Your presence makes me sick...your photos nauseate me and your obsession with Coke is the epidome of pathetic. I could barely tolerate you as Wellbeyond, and you've only gotten worse since changing your name. Give us all a break and delete your account. My God, you disgust me.

With love,

.....

I got one, too...

Byron said:

Ben!!

I got one, too...

I got one, too...

Byron said:

Muse?

Byron said:

Could it be...

Ocean said:

Closer...

Could be practically anyone, huh...

Byron said:

Ok Althom? .....lol