Well we have just had the Real Estate Agent round 2 value our property 2 put it on the market and the asking price that he quoted for our place which is a Victorian 2-bedroomed flat above a Lawyers Office, with downstairs utility room is £125-130,000!! Thats excellent news for us!! Thats about $250-260,000!!! Hopefully with the housing market being stable right now and with it going on the first-time byers market, hopefully it will sell in reasonable time!!

This means we are one step closer 2 going back home!!!

maybe if we all club together we can buy it, and you can escape this God-awful country really, really quickly.

He told us that he has 3 clients at the moment and 2 of those are heading off 2 Canada and the other one is bunking off 2 Australia!!

So, does that tell u something?????

Wait... I'm confused... you started a thread with a positive title.... I mean, sure, you managed to knock the UK in some small way, but a positive title.... I really need to think about what I've seen here

Oh my Sweet Jesus don't you even THINK of bringing your sorry ass over to the US girl


Don't make me feel like I gotta go back on the heroin now woman

Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat


Clap pat, clap your hand, pat it on your partners hand
Right hand
Clap your hand cross it with your left arm
Pat your partners left palm
Clap your hand pat your partners right palm
With your right palm again

Clap slap
Slap your hands, slap your thigh
And sing a little song, go-

My mother told me if I was goody
That she would buy me a rubber dolly
My auntie told her, I kissed a soldier
Now she wont buy me, a rubber dolly

Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat


Clap your hands and prepare to pat


Take your right arm pat your partners right palm
With your right palm

Take your hand back- and clap


Take your right arm
Cross your right arm with your left arm
Pat your partners left palm with your left palm
Take your hand back and clap


Take your right arm , cross your left arm
Pat your partners right palm with your right palm


Now back with the clap


Take the pats of your palms
And slap your thighs
And watch the fun materialize
As you sing this little song

My mother told me
If I was goody
A that she would buy me
A rubber dolly

My auntie told her
I kissed a soldier
Now she wont buy me
A rubber dolly

Three, six, nine
The goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke, the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven on a little row boat

Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap
Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, clap slap

Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, slap slap

Clap pat, clap pat, clap pat, slap slap

katt said:

Man that shit is GREAT but it's just screaming out for a guitar solo, you know....?

katt said:

That line is my favourite... thank you

Slash said:

katt said:

MARRY ME!

Slash said:

Don't listen to him.... he's already married!

Slash said:

Cant do that but i got u a drummer to play along side the guitar player

katt said:

That fuggin ROCKS babe!

Gold319 said:

Taureau said:

Need more pray emoticons mate.....


Even so...

RocknRollisalive said:

katt said:

Man, I was talking like mefatoricall...um..figuativel..um..like, it was like an allegory..?


Kinda thing...

Slash said:

katt said:

Gold starts the best threads...

katt said:

So, like, you want me to see if I can score you some guest passes for the next Velvet Revolver gig near you...?

I mean that, like, literallically this time, not , like, allegoric tickets.


You know, um..?

Slash said:

Never seen them in concert isnt slash in the band?

katt said:

Um, I do have a brief cameo on the album....

Slash said:

now.....



























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Gold319 said:

Don't tell me you paid for the flat in the first place, you just had to sponge that kinda money off someone else.

SELF SELF SELF !!!

Good news Gold, Hope it goes well for you

Gold319 said:

Dear God

Please let this be true and I would happily bet 1 trillion pounds that she will be moaning again within a month.

It happens 2 belong 2 my parents actually, so they will get the lions share of the sale, but they have agreed 2 give us about £7,000 of it for airfares, first months rent + deposit on an apartment and for us 2 buy a car over there!! Theres no other way we can save any money for this!!!

£7,000 = approx. $14,000!!!

Gold319 said:

Yeah..it tells us that he has 3 clients, 2 are going to Canada and the other one is going to Australia..earth shattering news eh.

I am so jealous of you going back to the States, how will I live knowing I won't be able to have a saturated fat breakfast at 6am and not have to get out of my car to get money out of the bank.

It's one fucking hard life

Gold319 said:

Gold319 said:

Even I would give you that to get you out of my hair!