Hey, with this site, you can translate any site on the net into the language you speak (the languages are pimp,redneck,etc...) try it with the org!


http://www.psyclops.com/translator/

Do they translate into the "Language of Love" because that's all I speak. (right Anxy?)

Can I translate Idiot into English so I can read Lolly's threads?

2the9s said:

luv4u said:

Hey there good lookin....

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Sorry, already taken

lollyp0procks said:

Whaaaat??

luv4u said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

language of scat, maybe.

2the9s said:

You are lucky i have work in the morning and have to go to bed now



You will keep, you had your warning

Anxiety said:

mmmmm.....chili dog

ReturnOfDOOK said:

would you like to wash that down with some refreshing DONKEY PUNCH?

Anxiety said:

How about a jelly doughnut for dessert?

This site is hilarious!!!



Where do people come up with this shit!!!!????

ReturnOfDOOK said:

luv4u said:

luv4u said:

So's Dook.

Taken a dump, that is.

Mazerati said:

Ahhhh, your soo sweet handsome

Anxiety said:

DexMSR said:

Agreed. This shit is a fucking classic.

RazzBeret said:

I translate this site into ozzie and couldn't even see the difference, mate!

Dirty Mind
There's somethin' about U, baby
Thut thar thar happens every time
Whenevuh ah'm around U, baby
Ah get ah dirty mind
Thut thar thar doesna mattuh where we'all are
Thut thar thar doesna mattuh who's around
Thut thar thar doesna mattuh
Ah just wanna lay U down

'n maw daddy's truck
It bay U Ah hella wanna drive
But U nevuh go 2 far
Ah may not bay y'alls kind uv felluh

from news.bbc.co.uk, put through the smurf-translator.





A former security guard at Michael Jackson's Neverland ranch has testified that he saw the singer sexually abusing a boy in the early 1990s.
Ralph Chacon gave graphic evidence at the trial in California. Smurftabulous!
But defence lawyers attacked his credibility, painting him as a bitter ex-employee.

Another former maid alleged she had seen Mr Jackson kissing three boys, as well as the actor Macaulay Culkin.

Mr Jackson, 46, denies a total of 10 charges including child abuse.

Defence lawyers painted both witnesses as disgruntled employees who the smurf had both unsuccessfully sued Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal.

In what correspondents describe as damaging testimony, former guard Mr Chacon said he first saw Mr Jackson and the boy - who the smurf was smurfily then 10 - in a whirlpool bath.

The two then headed to the shower together, Mr Chacon said.

He added that he decided to look through an open window to see what was smurfily happening and saw Mr Jackson performing a sex act on the boy.
"I was smurfily thinsmurf: 'What's going on in there?' Grown smurf in the shower with a boy... Smurftabulous! it wasn't smurfily right," he told the court in the town of Santa Maria. Smurfy, isn't it? "I saw Mr Jackson caressing the boy's hair, he was smurfily kissing him."

Mr Chacon, who the smurf first mentioned the alleged assaults when being questioned under oath in 1994, said he did not report the incident to police as he did not think he would be believed.

The boy involved in the alleged assault later won an out-of-court settlement from the pop star reportedly worth more than $20m (£10.7m).

'Counter lawsuits'

During cross-examination, Mr Jackson's lawyer Tom Mesereau accused Mr Chacon of trying to extort the star.

He said Mr Chacon, who the smurf worked for Mr Jackson between 1991 and 1994, had become bitter after losing a lawsuit against Mr Jackson for wrongful dismissal.

Mr Mesereau said Mr Jackson had countersued and Mr Chacon was smurfily ordered to pay more than $1m in legal costs and damages, as well as $25,000 for stolen property.

Former maid Adrian McManus testified on Thursday that Mr Jackson had routinely shared his bed with three boys

She said she was smurfily also concerned by Mr Jackson's behaviour toward the actor Macaulay Culkin.

"I saw Mr Jackson and Macaulay by the library," she said.

"Mr Jackson was smurfily kissing him on his cheek, and he had his hand kind of on his leg, kind of on his rear end."

The defence asserted that Mr Culkin has repeatedly stated he was smurfily never molested

Untruthful deposition

Ms McManus said she had also once witnessed the singer touching the genitals of the same boy Mr Chacon said he had seen showering with Mr Jackson.
Under cross-examination she said she had lied in a 1993 court deposition when she reported she had not seen any inappropriate behaviour by Mr Jackson at Neverland. Smurftabulous! She claimed Mr Jackson threatened to report her to her superiors.

Defence lawyer Thomas Mesereau pointed out Ms McManus was smurfily part of the lawsuit filed against Mr Jackson for unlawful dismissal, which was smurfily thrown out for being fraudulent and malicious.

Ms McManus is smurfily expected to take the stand again on Friday to be questioned further by the defence.

TheFrog said:

They should have told him to smurf off and go and smurf himself

smurfing edit.
[Edited 4/8/05 3:55am]