That's what this totally WT lady on the other side of a cubicle wall says whenever she gets upset at something....

Example:

(computer stalls)
WT Lady: "Your mother wears combat boots!!!"


My question to you is: What the fuck is that all about? Have you heard this phrase before?

What are some other strange phrases that people you know use...

fuck a duck


never really understood that one either

It's supposed to be an insult. It's from the 1950's or maybe 60's, I think.

I remember hearing it on an old comedy record of my dad's. I always thought it was funny cause I wore combat boots. Still have a pair.

your momma!

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Your mom with a stick of brie on a ritz cracker!

ella731 said:

Your momma does it with coleslaw!

It is a really old insult.

I prefer the ones I've been reading in The Boondocks like (paraphrasing)

"You smell so bad, I wish the deodorant kamakazi would dive into your armpits on a suicide mission."

CarrieMpls said:

Yeah, this lady's a little older and super weird....

I can't do more than a few words, otherwise I stall and stutter then maybe throw something.

I remember that phrase when I was in elementary school!

My old standby:

"Your mother's a whore from Chelsea!"

It was actually the name of a play a while back. I remember seeing fliers for it around Boston about ten years ago. (Chelsea is a, um, shall we say depressed area of Boston) I have no idea what it was about, but it stuck in my head, and now I always say it, but never to people. I say it to malfunctioning computers, and especially phone hang-ups. Try saying it. It's awesome. Especially with a Boston accent, I think. When I say it, it's more like "Ya mutha's a ho-wah frum Chelsea!"

We always used to say, "Shit fire and save matches!" But that too was quite a while ago.....

anniefannie said:

I STILL say that!

OK, I have one more....Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.....My mom always hated that one

ella731 said:

my great aunt said "fuck a duck" all the time..never understood why, but it was funny as hell.....