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Your Mother Wears Combat Boots!!!!! That's what this totally WT lady on the other side of a cubicle wall says whenever she gets upset at something....
Example: (computer stalls) WT Lady: "Your mother wears combat boots!!!" My question to you is: What the fuck is that all about? Have you heard this phrase before? What are some other strange phrases that people you know use... | |
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fuck a duck
never really understood that one either | |
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Ex-Moderator | It's supposed to be an insult. It's from the 1950's or maybe 60's, I think.
I remember hearing it on an old comedy record of my dad's. I always thought it was funny cause I wore combat boots. Still have a pair. |
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your momma! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: That's what this totally WT lady on the other side of a cubicle wall says whenever she gets upset at something....
Example: (computer stalls) WT Lady: "Your mother wears combat boots!!!" My question to you is: What the fuck is that all about? Have you heard this phrase before? What are some other strange phrases that people you know use... Your mom with a stick of brie on a ritz cracker! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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ella731 said: fuck a duck
never really understood that one either Your momma does it with coleslaw! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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It is a really old insult.
I prefer the ones I've been reading in The Boondocks like (paraphrasing) "You smell so bad, I wish the deodorant kamakazi would dive into your armpits on a suicide mission." I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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CarrieMpls said: It's supposed to be an insult. It's from the 1950's or maybe 60's, I think.
I remember hearing it on an old comedy record of my dad's. I always thought it was funny cause I wore combat boots. Still have a pair. Yeah, this lady's a little older and super weird.... | |
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I can't do more than a few words, otherwise I stall and stutter then maybe throw something. ..... BULLSEYE! | |
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I remember that phrase when I was in elementary school! | |
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My old standby:
"Your mother's a whore from Chelsea!" It was actually the name of a play a while back. I remember seeing fliers for it around Boston about ten years ago. (Chelsea is a, um, shall we say depressed area of Boston) I have no idea what it was about, but it stuck in my head, and now I always say it, but never to people. I say it to malfunctioning computers, and especially phone hang-ups. Try saying it. It's awesome. Especially with a Boston accent, I think. When I say it, it's more like "Ya mutha's a ho-wah frum Chelsea!" The Normal Whores Club | |
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We always used to say, "Shit fire and save matches!" But that too was quite a while ago..... "Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." - Henry Ward Beecher | |
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anniefannie said: We always used to say, "Shit fire and save matches!" But that too was quite a while ago.....
I STILL say that! I'm firmly planted in denial | |
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OK, I have one more....Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.....My mom always hated that one "Every artist dips his brush in his own soul, and paints his own nature into his pictures." - Henry Ward Beecher | |
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ella731 said: fuck a duck
never really understood that one either my great aunt said "fuck a duck" all the time..never understood why, but it was funny as hell..... Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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