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Free DOOK Dong Show on Yahoo right now! Come join the fun! PurpleThunder's checking out the dong right now and she LOVES it! She told me to tell you this:
PurpleThunder said: DOOK's dong is the most beautiful dong I have ever seen (and yes, I've seen a lot of dongs). It's perfect in size, in shape, and in smell. I wish I had a bronze casting of it so I could set it up on my fireplace mantle and gaze at it all night long.
I know, it seems kinda creepy, but what are you gonna do? I have a beautiful dong.  | |
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Mach said:
Come join Mach! My screen name is "ptownhood". Come join the extravaDONGza! | |
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did somebody say....
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Anxiety said: did somebody say....
No. They said "dong". Completely different. (although I like to beat on them both) | |
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| I have never seen such a beautiful inch of skin in my freaking life!!!!
My god DOOKie...if I die tonight I will die a happy woman... Thank god Im drinking tonight or I wouldnt be able to handle this!! | |
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PurpleThunder said: Thank god Im drinking tonight or I wouldnt be able to handle this!! Wait, if you're drinking, that means you only have one hand free - so you definitely can't handle it.... Wait a sec - those man-hands might be able to on second thought.  | |
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Dayum, I am missing something??? 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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luv4u said: Dayum, I am missing something???
Yes. Log into yahoo. | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: luv4u said: Dayum, I am missing something???
Yes. Log into yahoo. though you'll still probably be missing something, unless you have a powerful zoom function on your internet browser. | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Yes. Log into yahoo. though you'll still probably be missing something, unless you have a powerful zoom function on your internet browser. Yes, yes, yes....WE GET IT!!! I'm Asian, I have a small dong....just rub salt in my wound would ya!?!?! sheesh!!!! | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Yes, yes, yes....WE GET IT!!! I'm Asian, I have a small dong....just rub salt in my wound would ya!?!?! sheesh!!!! well, okay. gimme a while to put together a good list of your shortcomings - is a PowerPoint presentation okay? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: PurpleThunder said: Thank god Im drinking tonight or I wouldnt be able to handle this!! Wait, if you're drinking, that means you only have one hand free - so you definitely can't handle it.... Wait a sec - those man-hands might be able to on second thought. First of all...the beer is sitting on the desk with a big ass straw in it....gotta keep these "man hands" free....and speaking of these "man hands" you weren't complaining when they were giving you the Tug & Rub!!!!!  | |
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PurpleThunder said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Wait, if you're drinking, that means you only have one hand free - so you definitely can't handle it.... Wait a sec - those man-hands might be able to on second thought. First of all...the beer is sitting on the desk with a big ass straw in it....gotta keep these "man hands" free....and speaking of these "man hands" you weren't complaining when they were giving you the Tug & Rub!!!!! I need less tug and more rub! | |
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Anxiety said: ReturnOfDOOK said: Yes, yes, yes....WE GET IT!!! I'm Asian, I have a small dong....just rub salt in my wound would ya!?!?! sheesh!!!! well, okay. gimme a while to put together a good list of your shortcomings - is a PowerPoint presentation okay? Jerk.  | |
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look. you have a nice taint. okay? | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: PurpleThunder said: First of all...the beer is sitting on the desk with a big ass straw in it....gotta keep these "man hands" free....and speaking of these "man hands" you weren't complaining when they were giving you the Tug & Rub!!!!! I need less tug and more rub! Come and get it baby...my body is shaking with excitment just thinking of touching that sexy body of yours!!! 
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hmmm... like long duck dong?
wasn't that a great movie?  now i need to see sixteen candles again She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: hmmm... like long duck dong?
wasn't that a great movie? now i need to see sixteen candles againNo Mo yanky my wanky. The Donga need food! | |
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lol... how did i know you would jump all over that one? She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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emm said: lol... how did i know you would jump all over that one?
We asians are very hip you know.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: emm said: lol... how did i know you would jump all over that one?
We asians are very hip you know. I'm not. :{ | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AsianBomb777 said: We asians are very hip you know. I'm not. :{ Shhhh!!!! U embarrass me! | |
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hip?!
i've seen more hip at a sizzler on senior citizen discount day.  | |
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Anxiety said: hip?!
i've seen more hip at a sizzler on senior citizen discount day. Why do you hang out at sizzler on senior citizen discount day?  | |
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Anxiety said: hip?!
i've seen more hip at a sizzler on senior citizen discount day.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: Why do you hang out at sizzler on senior citizen discount day? for the drugs and sex, the same reason anyone does. | |
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K people....lets not get off topic here...back to DOOKs dong damnit!! | |
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This thread offends me. Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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superspaceboy said: This thread offends me.
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