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Crazy shit people do to GET OFF (not wank!) I heard the craziest thing a few days ago from a member of the org (I won't reveal *sassybritches* who said this) - he knew some guy was so desperate to wank off he put yogurt on his cock and had his cat lick it off. EWWWWW! [Edited 3/31/05 14:11pm] Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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purplegypsy said: I heard the craziest thing a few days ago from a member of the org (I won't reveal *sassybritches* who said this) - he knew some guy was so desperate to wank off he put yogurt on his cock and had his cat lick it off. EWWWWW!
isn't the whole idea of wanking off that you ehrm, 'wank' ? having a cat lick the head of your penis doesn't strictly qualify as a "wank" does it? :pagingsassybritches: and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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IstenSzek said: having a cat lick the head of your penis doesn't strictly
qualify as a "wank" does it? Well, it depends on the cat's abilities | |
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PANDURITO said: IstenSzek said: having a cat lick the head of your penis doesn't strictly
qualify as a "wank" does it? Well, it depends on the cat's abilities cat's don't have thumbs and true love lives on lollipops and crisps | |
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No, we don't | |
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IstenSzek said: purplegypsy said: I heard the craziest thing a few days ago from a member of the org (I won't reveal *sassybritches* who said this) - he knew some guy was so desperate to wank off he put yogurt on his cock and had his cat lick it off. EWWWWW!
isn't the whole idea of wanking off that you ehrm, 'wank' ? having a cat lick the head of your penis doesn't strictly qualify as a "wank" does it? :pagingsassybritches: he was deseprate to GET OFF...is that better? Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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i wouldn't have considered it a wank but i would consider it NASTY! he told me this as if everyone does it. granted this story was told to me years ago (in middle school, actually) but, dag, its still just as nasty! | |
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SassyBritches said: i wouldn't have considered it a wank but i would consider it NASTY! he told me this as if everyone does it. granted this story was told to me years ago (in middle school, actually) but, dag, its still just as nasty!
Nasty indeed. Yogurt! Beaten cream. That's another story | |
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SassyBritches said: i wouldn't have considered it a wank but i would consider it NASTY! he told me this as if everyone does it. granted this story was told to me years ago (in middle school, actually) but, dag, its still just as nasty!
i love you. can i lick yogurt off you? Let the rain come down...17 days.... | |
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when I was like 8 yrs old I put a piece of lunch meat on my private and tryed to get my dog, Champ, to lick it off....the dog took the meat off of me and ate it elsewhere.
I was upset. True story. I think a lot of kids do this at a very young age. Thinking back on the situation, I should have rubbed the meat on myself so it would leave meat aroma. Haters travel in packs and they are offended or threatened by klhk, haters express intense hostility toward the subject of hate. Haters are annoyed and roll thier eyes when klhk is paid a compliment. ask yourself, are u a hater? | |
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purplegypsy said: SassyBritches said: i wouldn't have considered it a wank but i would consider it NASTY! he told me this as if everyone does it. granted this story was told to me years ago (in middle school, actually) but, dag, its still just as nasty!
i love you. can i lick yogurt off you? ...and then some... | |
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Hi PurpleGypsy. | |
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How scary is this.....
I was listening to a radio talk show and a caller called in telling about this chick he used to date. He said she had a metal vibrator and it had 2 wires coming out the bottom end. Those wires were hooked up to a car battery. When she would reach the point of no return, she would grab a metal handle that was drilled onto the nightstand next to her bed to complete the circuit No man could ever possibly be enough for that woman Don't Kiss The Beast.....Be Superior at least.
It's Me Supa, ran out of replies again | |
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klhk said: when I was like 8 yrs old I put a piece of lunch meat on my private and tryed to get my dog, Champ, to lick it off....the dog took the meat off of me and ate it elsewhere.
I was upset. True story. I think a lot of kids do this at a very young age. Thinking back on the situation, I should have rubbed the meat on myself so it would leave meat aroma. Yeah, I'm sure it's REALLY common. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: klhk said: when I was like 8 yrs old I put a piece of lunch meat on my private and tryed to get my dog, Champ, to lick it off....the dog took the meat off of me and ate it elsewhere.
I was upset. True story. I think a lot of kids do this at a very young age. Thinking back on the situation, I should have rubbed the meat on myself so it would leave meat aroma. Yeah, I'm sure it's REALLY common. i was kinda thinkin the SAME thing about it being 'common' NOT the meat thing had to make that clear edit [Edited 3/31/05 15:35pm] One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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