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Man Tries To Beat Breath Test By Putting Feces In Mouth March 29, 2005 8:32 p.m. EST By W.J. Brown, All Headline News TORONTO, Ontario (AHN)-- An alleged drunk driver tried hard to beat a police breath test by stuffing his mouth full of his own feces. According to police reports, the man, aged 59, vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the police car and after arriving at the station, the suspect grabbed a handful of his own feces "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine." Despite the man's efforts, it did not work. The breathalyzer registered two readings that indicated intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit. Police then called in paramedics to check the man's condition. "This fellow was in need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things." stated police. | |
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wtf? 
was that you? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: wtf?
was that you?  | |
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 this is so disgusting!WHY SHOULD I DO THAT, WHEN I CAN DO THIS | |
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269 said: this is so disgusting!I agree. I only eat other people's feces.  | |
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<----- takes notes When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I am the org Poopmaster and I have THE BEST Poop thread EVER!!!
HAAAATED IT!!! | |
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Anxiety said: I am the org Poopmaster and I have THE BEST Poop thread EVER!!!
HAAAATED IT!!!  | |
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shit breath?  that's too funny. looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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AnckSuNamun said: shit breath?
that's too funny.He has such a potty mouth.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: AnckSuNamun said: shit breath?
that's too funny.He has such a potty mouth.  literally! looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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I bet the whole ordeal left a bad taste in his mouth. | |
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I dont' see what the big deal is.
Your mouth is basically just the other end of a long tube that connects to your ass anyways.  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: I dont' see what the big deal is.
Your mouth is basically just the other end of a long tube that connects to your ass anyways. I've got a tube for you!  | |
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