My anus is bleeding!



For the love of God and all that is holy, MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!







Anyway. How was your day? How about your weekend? Tell me about it.

YES! I have that on DVD!

althom said:

That bad, eh?

applekisses said:

Me too. It's the funniest thing. Ever.

tackam said:

WTF!

i'm not sure what's going on here, but to answer your question, i bought a lovely tub of spun honey and had some on toasted 7-grain bread this morning. it was quite the treat. i am fairly certain it had little effect on my anus.

by the way: by posting on a thread titled 'my anus is bleeding', have i finally achieved that long-saught-after robert downey jr. "hitting-bottom" moment in my life?

Anxiety said:

Hey, *I* posted the freakin' thread! I think you can go lower.

What is spun honey?

BabyGirl said:

Kisses!

That is not funny... Melissa... the first thing I thought was... you better get yourself to the hospital. Colon cancer is on the rise... my aunt passed away from it just a couple of years ago.

...

Freespirit said:

Freespirit said:

My first thought was fissure

if the blood is bright red, then it's no big deal, then it's just a tiny little vain that ruptured.
if the blood is dark red to brown, then you should go to a doctor, because that comes from a serious injury.







(yes you can go lower - by taking this thread seriously)

from the pic above though, those quantities look like major haemorrhage!!

Freespirit said:

this should been locked ! not funny !

danielboon said:

I was gonna say that too.

Very insensitive.

I guess I'm missing why people think this thread should be locked.

I assumed it would be silly before clicking on it. Maybe if there was a emoticon for the headline people would've known...

That being said. I had personal health issues around this a year ago which I won't go into. (it's all good now anyhow).

In spite of this, that cartoon makes me go: and

Dolts. "My anus is bleeding!" is a catch-phrase from Don Hertzfeld's "Rejected" cartoon.

is this another gay-thread???

You people are crackheads.

It's a joke. Damn. Go rent/buy "Rejected."

And why aren't people telling me how their weekends went, as per my request?
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abierman said:

tackam said:

it's honey that's spun!





okay, smartassery aside: it's honey with the consistency of butter, and ya buy it in a little tub and basically just use it to spread on toast and pancakes and stuff. it's so so SOOOO good.

Novabreaker said:

we got a winner, ya'll. great short, btw--search for it on google and laugh it up.

no need to panic, people.

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anyway, there is no reference to that on this opening post and to continue with "Anyway. How was your day? How about your weekend? Tell me about it. " is a bit sarcastic and misconstrued to non Americans et others who arent in on the "joke"..

There are many other threads that have been locked that havent been as insensitive. I wasnt going to mention, but Freespirit said her Aunt passed away because of bowel cancer.. ironically I am going to hospital tomorrow for bowel cancer tests.. I know the Orgers cannot know what goes on in each and everyones lives, but please.. the heading of this thread had nothing to do with the subject, it was posted for shock reading only and I think tackham should re-think what she is saying when posting such, of such a delicate nature.


Seems she is keeping on topic with her thread abourt finding a lump in her breast.. again I wouldnt fate nature..

Anxiety said:

i spun honey. sooooo goooood...

@ Tackam on this whole thread