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PrintableThat sure is one big dildo.  | |
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ReturnOfDOOK said: That sure is one big dildo.
No shit, Sherlock!  | |
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UncleGrandpa said: EvilWhiteMale said: Obviously these are people with no real aspirations for a secular job, how could you live down the legacy of having your ass rammed by a machine and actually taking pictures of it? And why don't these weird chicks live near me, I'm in need of a great blowjob and rim job!  It AMAZES me that someone's ass can accomodate a fucking LEG!!!   I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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CalhounSq said: UncleGrandpa said: Obviously these are people with no real aspirations for a secular job, how could you live down the legacy of having your ass rammed by a machine and actually taking pictures of it? And why don't these weird chicks live near me, I'm in need of a great blowjob and rim job! It AMAZES me that someone's ass can accomodate a fucking LEG!!! What? You've never tried???  | |
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abierman said: minneapolisgenius said: You may be slightly disappointed. something tells me I won't be.....and I'm a modest person..... No really. I think you would be.  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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CalhounSq said: It AMAZES me that someone's ass can accomodate a fucking LEG!!!
I didn't even look at THAT particular link yet, but now I see I don't have to. Best quote on the org yet this year!  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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I thought, 'Finally; Cloudbuster's portrait', but nooooo |
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HamsterHuey said: I thought, 'Finally; Cloudbuster's portrait', but nooooo
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CalhounSq said: UncleGrandpa said: Obviously these are people with no real aspirations for a secular job, how could you live down the legacy of having your ass rammed by a machine and actually taking pictures of it? And why don't these weird chicks live near me, I'm in need of a great blowjob and rim job! It AMAZES me that someone's ass can accomodate a fucking LEG!!! that shit is so gross. i bet dude can't even hold it now  | |
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thesexofit said: I play with my pecs whilst masturbating. [Edited 3/24/05 7:06am] 
so do I.....pierced nipples.  MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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thesexofit said: I play with my pecs whilst masturbating. 
how many times to i have to tell you - they're called, "man boobs", sexofit. Quit dreaming!! 
MAN BOOBS.  | |
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TheFrog said: thesexofit said: I play with my pecs whilst masturbating.
how many times to i have to tell you - they're called, "man boobs", sexofit. Quit dreaming!!
MAN BOOBS. I wish i had man boobs sometimes. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: thesexofit said: I play with my pecs whilst masturbating. [Edited 3/24/05 7:06am]
so do I.....pierced nipples. did that hurt... i got a PA... i have to sit down to pee You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
authentic power is service- Pope Francis | |
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ehuffnsd said: MIGUELGOMEZ said:
so do I.....pierced nipples. did that hurt... i got a PA... i have to sit down to pee Yes it did. If I were to do it again I probably wouldn't. I also have my tongue pierced, that didn't hurt at all. I had that done 10 years ago. How's you're PA. I know about the whole sprinkler effect.
MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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Man, that's a huge dildo. | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: ehuffnsd said: did that hurt... i got a PA... i have to sit down to pee Yes it did. If I were to do it again I probably wouldn't. I also have my tongue pierced, that didn't hurt at all. I had that done 10 years ago. How's you're PA. I know about the whole sprinkler effect.
i love it!!!! get lots of looks from it. I'm at 4 but i wanna got to a 00. April is time to move on to a 2 You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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ehuffnsd said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: Yes it did. If I were to do it again I probably wouldn't. I also have my tongue pierced, that didn't hurt at all. I had that done 10 years ago. How's you're PA. I know about the whole sprinkler effect.
i love it!!!! get lots of looks from it. I'm at 4 but i wanna got to a 00. April is time to move on to a 2 what's a PA? Personal Assistent? Pierced Anus???? | |
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abierman said: ehuffnsd said: i love it!!!! get lots of looks from it. I'm at 4 but i wanna got to a 00. April is time to move on to a 2 what's a PA? Personal Assistent? Pierced Anus???? Prince Albert I'm guessing. In a can though?  "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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EvilWhiteMale said: I want that   looking for you in the woods tonight Switch FC SW-2874-2863-4789 (Rum&Coke) | |
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minneapolisgenius said: abierman said: what's a PA? Personal Assistent? Pierced Anus???? Prince Albert I'm guessing. In a can though? it's a piercing in the head of the penis You CANNOT use the name of God, or religion, to justify acts of violence, to hurt, to hate, to discriminate- Madonna
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UncleGrandpa said: ehuffnsd said: yes they do.... very graphic pics to come not for those at work or with a weak stomach http://www.dickwaddfetish.com/hole.html OK, I have officially thrown up in my mouth, these are some sick fucks.  Oh how nice, that guys intestines are practically falling out of his ass... | |
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I learn so much hear on the org... Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ehuffnsd said: minneapolisgenius said: Prince Albert I'm guessing. In a can though? it's a piercing in the head of the penis Yeah I know. "I saw a woman with major Hammer pants on the subway a few weeks ago and totally thought of you." - sextonseven | |
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Tom said: UncleGrandpa said: OK, I have officially thrown up in my mouth, these are some sick fucks. Oh how nice, that guys intestines are practically falling out of his ass... That's what I don't understand - what the FUCK happens to your insides when you're ramming shit that big in there????  I never met you, but I LOVE you & I will forever!! Thank you for being YOU - my little Princey, the best to EVER do it | |
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That dildo's name is "Thor".  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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thesexofit said: Sarah is cleaning the office, when she notices the handle of the vacuum cleaner feels "all good and tingley" when she touches it to her pussy. She reclines at the desk with a vibrator and the Hammer. Fuckzilla sees her masturbating, and directs her to bend over doggy-style, whereupon he gives her a good reaming with the Fucksall. She moves to the Intruder II, with a HUGE red dong, before finishing herself on the couch with the Monster. This is Sarah's first time getting fucked by the machines; but by the smile on her face and the huge dongs she can take, it looks like we'll be inviting her back soon!
Oh hell, the machines are taking over! First they take our jobs and now they're taking our women? Can I say "Luddites, seize your weapons!"? "You know, you're the classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain" | |
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psychodelicide said: That dildo's name is "Thor". Is it named Thor because you're hella Thor afterwards? This is the definite weapon of m(ass) destruction Bush was looking for. MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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