Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Anyway, there is no reference to that on this opening post and to continue with "Anyway. How was your day? How about your weekend? Tell me about it. " is a bit sarcastic and misconstrued to non Americans et others who arent in on the "joke"..

There are many other threads that have been locked that havent been as insensitive. I wasnt going to mention, but Freespirit said her Aunt passed away because of bowel cancer.. ironically I am going to hospital tomorrow for bowel cancer tests.. I know the Orgers cannot know what goes on in each and everyones lives, but please.. the heading of this thread had nothing to do with the subject, it was posted for shock reading only and I think tackham should re-think what she is saying when posting such, of such a delicate nature.


Seems she is keeping on topic with her thread abourt finding a lump in her breast.. again I wouldnt fate nature..

That is not funny... Melissa... the first thing I thought was... you better get yourself to the hospital. Colon cancer is on the rise... my aunt passed away from it just a couple of years ago.

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To the rest of you: "My spoon is too big!"

I don't particularly care that some of you don't get my sense of humor. I know I'm supposed to bow down to the Org Political Correctness and Universal Sensitivity Association, but fuck that. And bummer that y'all got my other thread deleted, because it was even funnier than this one is.


To the rest of you: "My spoon is too big!"

tackam said:

i am a banana!

tackam said:

the other thread got deleted? that sucks. it was tons better than this one.

JasmineFire said:

Agreed! Some nice org parody, if I do say so myself. . .

Ah well. Just further evidence that fucking a mod gets me absolutely nowhere.

tackam said:

you have to fuck a majority of the mods. try harder.











i said "harder".

JasmineFire said:

Agreed! Some nice org parody, if I do say so myself. . .

Ah well. Just further evidence that fucking a mod gets me absolutely nowhere.

tackam said:

i was thinking more about the fact that the other thread wasn't based on some cartoon that no one's seen. and nobody seemed that pissed about it whereas on this thread everybody's all excited about the whole colon cancer issue.

whatever, neither one pissed me off enough to actually complain and that's saying something.

Look, half of you are gay! What am I supposed to do! I mean, I can blindfold you and strap on a cock if that'll do it. . .?

tackam said:

Does it work for Matt?

Cloudbuster said:

Now, you know as well as I do that there is no possible safe answer to that question.

tackam said:

how about pictures? court sketches will do.

U R such a dirty baker

"My name is CLOMPTOR 5000. I am a robot. I was designed to be a killing machine. I am unique. I prefer to smell like mint. This should not take away from my status as a killing machine. Happy Easter weekend. I may one day destroy your city."

tackam said:

how about pictures? court sketches will do.

Matt! Help! Get me out of this!

tackam said:

we want pictures, not transcripts!