lost an argument with an inanimate object?
held onto the floor to keep from falling?
repeatedly been hit on the back of the head from the toilet seat?
believed alcohol is another food group?
focused better with one eye closed?
thought that the parking lot moved when you came out of the bar?
forgotten your name at your AA meeting?
thought switching to lite beer is just as good as cutting back?
been followed home by a pink elephant?
not recognized your boyfriend when you are sober?
















I was just wondering, that's all.

she thinks it will just die if she doesn't post.


I will set it on fire myself if I have to.....

jerseykrs said:

couldn't resist, could you?

PurpleThunder said:

dude I try to shake him off but he wont leave me alone

ella731 said:

Well...you can't blame him for his crush...he'll get over you eventually
Im mean really who can blame him...you know you're the shit!