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Black Adder 
The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade, Good folk, lock up your son and daughter, Beware the deadly flashing blade, Unless, you want to end up shorter, 
Black Adder! Black Adder! He rides a pitch-black steed, Black Adder! Black Adder! He's very bad indeed, 
Black, his gloves of finest mole, Black, his codpiece made of metal, His horse is blacker than his vole, His pot is blacker than his kettle, 
Black Adder! Black Adder! With many a cunning plan, Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man!  | |
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for nakedpianoplayer 
Cheers
Makin' your way in the world today takes everything you've got. Takin' a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot. Wouldn't you like to get away? 
Sometimes you want to go, where everybody knows your name, and they're always glad you came. You wanna be where you can see, our troubles are all the same, You wanna be where everybody knows your name. 
You wanna go where people know, people are all the same, You wanna go where everybody knows your name.  | |
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p0pRocks posted: The lyrics to Shoe People AND Raggy Dolls 
Again, Post of the Day winner!  | |
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for Shausler
When I get older, losing my hair, many years from now, Will you still be sending me a Valentine,birthday greetings, bottle of wine? If I'd been out 'till quarter to three,would you lock the door? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, When I'm sixty-four? Hmm-----mmm---mmmh. You'll be older, too.Aaah, and if you say the word, I could stay with you. I could be handy, mending a fuse, when your lights have gone. You can knit a sweater by the fireside, sunday mornings, go for a ride. Doing the garden, digging the weeds, who could ask for more? Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four? Every summer we can rent a cottage in the Isle of Wight if it's not to dear. We shall scrimp and save. Ah, grandchildren on your knee, Vera, Chuck, and Dave. Send me a postcard, drop me a line stating point of view. Indicate precisely what you mean to say, yours sincerely wasting away. Give me your answer, fill in a form, mine forever more. Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm sixty four? | |
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This goes out to you h-o-es Swangin on the nuts of us motherfuckin gs You ain’t never seen a nigga like me baby Big mike aka big d d Big dick daddy Droppin you hoes in a sec Bustin nut after nut on your motherfuckin back If your nigga wants to make love to you, cool let a nigga know Cause a nigga like myself just wana fuck you hoe And if you don’t want him to know I won’t snitch You can be his girl but you know you’ll always be my bitch My freak my hoe my tramp my moneymaker Keep yo bitch right or a nigga like myself will take a smooth Off the s-l-a-b And why you trippin you know your bitch will be rollin with me So to ladies and everyone throughout your crew Give a smile in the mean watch out This dick is for you Chorus: I, bitch I just want to fuck you Dick, sucked the whole nigh through Ass, licked as if I was a star This dick is for you baby Wherever you are, hey Bushwick: Bitches I scoop them up like jacks Stack them like racks and send them home with their pussy off tracks Cause they be figuring me to be a light weight But if it gets to be in the bed than that’s ok Cause when I get them, I’m doin damage to that pussy hole Not only do I fuck the body, but I fuck the soul What other nigga do you know that can handle this Hijack the pussy from the back and dismantle it It sounds kind of difficult, but it ain’t The only difficulty that occurs is when the pussy’s stank Cause then I’m a have to send you home and throw you in a ditch Or leave you for the garbage man you unsanitary bitch So spread your legs wide open boo And let a nigga like me get down, cause this dick is for you Chorus: Scarface: Bitches say I talk bad cause I’m real And to me expressin myselfis tellin a bitch just how I feel I had a couple of women in my life but yo In 1992 I realized that they was hoes Cause hoes will straight up do hoe shit Bitches even more shit And ladies will give you no shit So I kicked back and played the hand that I was dealt Pete gave me the mix and let these hookers play themself Cause 80 percent of the bitches I meet ain’t shit but money bandits I front like I’m givin them? ? To dickin that ass and leavin them standin But for women, I got a better tactic cause I love them They come to mr. brad cause their mistreated by their husbands So I hook up shit to make it right Just call me tonight And I’ll make sure that everything runs tight Cause if he don’t appreciate you boo The way that I do You need to let him run back to his crew Cause he don’t understand what you goin through But regardless to who I screw This dick is for you Chorus:  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: This goes out to you h-o-es Swangin on the nuts of us motherfuckin gs You ain’t never seen a nigga like me baby Big mike aka big d d Big dick daddy Droppin you hoes in a sec Bustin nut after nut on your motherfuckin back If your nigga wants to make love to you, cool let a nigga know Cause a nigga like myself just wana fuck you hoe And if you don’t want him to know I won’t snitch You can be his girl but you know you’ll always be my bitch My freak my hoe my tramp my moneymaker Keep yo bitch right or a nigga like myself will take a smooth Off the s-l-a-b And why you trippin you know your bitch will be rollin with me So to ladies and everyone throughout your crew Give a smile in the mean watch out This dick is for you Chorus: I, bitch I just want to fuck you Dick, sucked the whole nigh through Ass, licked as if I was a star This dick is for you baby Wherever you are, hey Bushwick: Bitches I scoop them up like jacks Stack them like racks and send them home with their pussy off tracks Cause they be figuring me to be a light weight But if it gets to be in the bed than that’s ok Cause when I get them, I’m doin damage to that pussy hole Not only do I fuck the body, but I fuck the soul What other nigga do you know that can handle this Hijack the pussy from the back and dismantle it It sounds kind of difficult, but it ain’t The only difficulty that occurs is when the pussy’s stank Cause then I’m a have to send you home and throw you in a ditch Or leave you for the garbage man you unsanitary bitch So spread your legs wide open boo And let a nigga like me get down, cause this dick is for you Chorus: Scarface: Bitches say I talk bad cause I’m real And to me expressin myselfis tellin a bitch just how I feel I had a couple of women in my life but yo In 1992 I realized that they was hoes Cause hoes will straight up do hoe shit Bitches even more shit And ladies will give you no shit So I kicked back and played the hand that I was dealt Pete gave me the mix and let these hookers play themself Cause 80 percent of the bitches I meet ain’t shit but money bandits I front like I’m givin them? ? To dickin that ass and leavin them standin But for women, I got a better tactic cause I love them They come to mr. brad cause their mistreated by their husbands So I hook up shit to make it right Just call me tonight And I’ll make sure that everything runs tight Cause if he don’t appreciate you boo The way that I do You need to let him run back to his crew Cause he don’t understand what you goin through But regardless to who I screw This dick is for you Chorus:  Which TV Theme tune is this??? | |
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REDFEATHERS said: sinisterpentatonic said: This goes out to you h-o-es Swangin on the nuts of us motherfuckin gs You ain’t never seen a nigga like me baby Big mike aka big d d Big dick daddy Droppin you hoes in a sec Bustin nut after nut on your motherfuckin back If your nigga wants to make love to you, cool let a nigga know Cause a nigga like myself just wana fuck you hoe And if you don’t want him to know I won’t snitch You can be his girl but you know you’ll always be my bitch My freak my hoe my tramp my moneymaker Keep yo bitch right or a nigga like myself will take a smooth Off the s-l-a-b And why you trippin you know your bitch will be rollin with me So to ladies and everyone throughout your crew Give a smile in the mean watch out This dick is for you Chorus: I, bitch I just want to fuck you Dick, sucked the whole nigh through Ass, licked as if I was a star This dick is for you baby Wherever you are, hey Bushwick: Bitches I scoop them up like jacks Stack them like racks and send them home with their pussy off tracks Cause they be figuring me to be a light weight But if it gets to be in the bed than that’s ok Cause when I get them, I’m doin damage to that pussy hole Not only do I fuck the body, but I fuck the soul What other nigga do you know that can handle this Hijack the pussy from the back and dismantle it It sounds kind of difficult, but it ain’t The only difficulty that occurs is when the pussy’s stank Cause then I’m a have to send you home and throw you in a ditch Or leave you for the garbage man you unsanitary bitch So spread your legs wide open boo And let a nigga like me get down, cause this dick is for you Chorus: Scarface: Bitches say I talk bad cause I’m real And to me expressin myselfis tellin a bitch just how I feel I had a couple of women in my life but yo In 1992 I realized that they was hoes Cause hoes will straight up do hoe shit Bitches even more shit And ladies will give you no shit So I kicked back and played the hand that I was dealt Pete gave me the mix and let these hookers play themself Cause 80 percent of the bitches I meet ain’t shit but money bandits I front like I’m givin them? ? To dickin that ass and leavin them standin But for women, I got a better tactic cause I love them They come to mr. brad cause their mistreated by their husbands So I hook up shit to make it right Just call me tonight And I’ll make sure that everything runs tight Cause if he don’t appreciate you boo The way that I do You need to let him run back to his crew Cause he don’t understand what you goin through But regardless to who I screw This dick is for you Chorus: Which TV Theme tune is this???Errr, the sinisterpentatonic show!  | |
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sinisterpentatonic said: REDFEATHERS said: Which TV Theme tune is this???Errr, the sinisterpentatonic show!  | |
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For Cloudbuster;
YOWWW! Ha! We look to the left and to the right We need help but nobody's in sight Where is the man that we all need Well tell him he's to come and rescue me Chorus: Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC Now head 'em up Rope 'em in Move 'em out Now can't you see That we need the leader of the GLC Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC Who is the man we all need? (KEN!!) Who is the funky sex machine? (KEN!!) Who is the leader of the GLC? (KEN!!) Who is the man we all need? (KEN!!) Now head 'em up Rope 'em in Move 'em out (KEN!!) Can't you see That we need ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the WAHWHAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!! Who is the man we all need? (KEN!) (KEN!) Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC!! |
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HamsterHuey said: For Cloudbuster;
YOWWW! Ha! We look to the left and to the right We need help but nobody's in sight Where is the man that we all need Well tell him he's to come and rescue me Chorus: Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC Now head 'em up Rope 'em in Move 'em out Now can't you see That we need the leader of the GLC Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC Who is the man we all need? (KEN!!) Who is the funky sex machine? (KEN!!) Who is the leader of the GLC? (KEN!!) Who is the man we all need? (KEN!!) Now head 'em up Rope 'em in Move 'em out (KEN!!) Can't you see That we need ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the WAHWHAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!! Who is the man we all need? (KEN!) (KEN!) Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Do do 'n do do 'n do dow Ken is the man that we all need Ken is the leader of the GLC!! 
Bless you, darlin'.  | |
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Cloudbuster said: HamsterHuey said: WAHWHAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!!
Bless you, darlin'. WAHWHAYEAYEAYEAYEA!!!! gooeycantquoteedit [Edited 3/9/05 9:31am] |
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For Jizz...
Desmond has a barrow in the market place Molly is the singer in a band Desmond says to Molly girl I like your face And Molly says this as she takes him by the hand. Obladi oblada life goes on bra* Lala how the life goes on Obladi Oblada life goes on bra Lala how the life goes on. Desmond takes a trolly to the jewellers store Buys a twenty carat golden ring Takes it back to Molly waiting at the door And as he gives it to her she begins to sing. Obladi oblada life goes on bra Lala how the life goes on Obladi Oblada life goes on bra Lala how the life goes on. In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of kids running in the yard Of Desmond and Molly Jones. Happy ever after in the market place Desmond lets the children lend a hand Molly stays at home and does a pretty face And in the evening she still sings out with the band. Obladi oblada life goes on bra Lala how the life goes on Obladi Oblada life goes on bra Lala how the life goes on. And if you want some fun....sing Obladi bla da! The Borg... Partypoopers of the galaxy.. ( Medical Hologram )
------------------------------------------------- ..Where is my lovelife.. where can it be?? There must be something wrong with the machinery.. | |
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for b1tch...
Wheels on fire, 
Rolling down the road. 
Best notify my next of kin, 
This wheel shall explode. 
  She couldn't stop crying 'cause she knew he was gone to stay | |
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2the9s said: For Christopher:
When I wake up in the morning And the clock lets out a warning I don't think I'll ever make it on time By the time I got my books I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus slide by It's alright cause I'm saved by the bell If the teacher pops a test I know I'm a mess And my dog ate all my homework last night Ridin low in my chair she won't know tha t I'm there If I can hand it in tomorrw it'll be alright It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell. It's alright 'cause I'm saved by the bell.  perfect! ps)2the9s, can i have my screech wig back now? | |
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2the9s said: Thanks for the times
That you've given me The memories are all in my mind And now that we've come To the end of our rainbow There's something I must say out loud You're once twice Three times a lady Christopher said: perfect!
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JDINTERACTIVE said: 2the9s said: Thanks for the times
That you've given me The memories are all in my mind And now that we've come To the end of our rainbow There's something I must say out loud You're once twice Three times a lady Christopher said: perfect!
You.. dont ..let ..me.. have ..any.. fun  | |
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he he he.....i'll sing to myself.....
Jeannie, fresh as a daisy. Just love how she obeys me, Does things that just amaze me so. She smiles, Presto the rain goes. She blinks, up come the rainbows. Cars stop, even the train goes slow. When she goes by She paints sunshine on every rafter, Sprinkles the air with laughter, We're close as a quarter after three. There's no one like Jeannie. I'll introduce her, To you, but it's no use, sir, Cause my Jeannie's in love with me.  Say it's just a dream...
U open up ur eyes and come 2 realize u simply imagined this So u lean over and give her a kiss Here on earth, here on earth, with u it's not so bad Here on earth, here on earth eye don't feel so sad Stay right here | |
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p0pRocks said: Cloudbuster said: Where's he at?  wrong thread 
he is taking a break, hopefully will be back That guy scares me.
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(Tell Cloudy I'm sending Kate's things along in advance of her stay.) | |
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For me?  I do feel specialz!!!
REDFEATHERS said: For lilmissmissy
Sesame Street
Sunny Day ... Sweepin’ the clouds away On my way to where the air is sweet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street 
Come and play Everything’s A-OK Friendly neighbors there That’s where we meet Can you tell me how to get How to get to Sesame Street 
How to get to Sesame Street 
How to get to ... No hablo espanol,no! 
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... 
"Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " | |
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That guy looks constipated. RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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REDFEATHERS said: For EvilWhiteMale
Black Adder
The sound of hoofbeats cross the glade, Good folk, lock up your son and daughter, Beware the deadly flashing blade, Unless, you want to end up shorter,
Black Adder! Black Adder! He rides a pitch-black steed, Black Adder! Black Adder! He's very bad indeed,
Black, his gloves of finest mole, Black, his codpiece made of metal, His horse is blacker than his vole, His pot is blacker than his kettle,
Black Adder! Black Adder! With many a cunning plan, Black Adder! Black Adder! You horrid little man! "You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." "
Al Pacino- Scarface | |
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"Wonder Woman," for my good pal Supa...
Ahem... ahem... Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! All the world's waiting for you, and the power you possess. In your satin tights, Fighting for your rights And the old Red, White and Blue. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! Now the world is ready for you, and the wonders you can do. Make a hawk a dove, Stop a war with love, Make a liar tell the truth. Wonder Woman, Get us out from under, Wonder Woman. All our hopes are pinned on you. And the magic that you do. Stop a bullet cold, Make the Axis fall, Change their minds, and change the world. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! You're a wonder, Wonder Woman! ...Thank you very much. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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"Wonder Woman," for my good pal Supa...
Ahem... ahem... Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! All the world's waiting for you, and the power you possess. In your satin tights, Fighting for your rights And the old Red, White and Blue. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! Now the world is ready for you, and the wonders you can do. Make a hawk a dove, Stop a war with love, Make a liar tell the truth. Wonder Woman, Get us out from under, Wonder Woman. All our hopes are pinned on you. And the magic that you do. Stop a bullet cold, Make the Axis fall, Change their minds, and change the world. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! You're a wonder, Wonder Woman! ...Thank you very much. Ὅσον ζῇς φαίνου
μηδὲν ὅλως σὺ λυποῦ πρὸς ὀλίγον ἐστὶ τὸ ζῆν τὸ τέλος ὁ χρόνος ἀπαιτεῖ.” | |
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Lammastide said: "Wonder Woman," for my good pal Supa...
Ahem... ahem... Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! All the world's waiting for you, and the power you possess. In your satin tights, Fighting for your rights And the old Red, White and Blue. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! Now the world is ready for you, and the wonders you can do. Make a hawk a dove, Stop a war with love, Make a liar tell the truth. Wonder Woman, Get us out from under, Wonder Woman. All our hopes are pinned on you. And the magic that you do. Stop a bullet cold, Make the Axis fall, Change their minds, and change the world. Wonder Woman, Wonder Woman! You're a wonder, Wonder Woman! ...Thank you very much.
OK, this is hillarious. BUt I don't care how many people want to respond--DO NOT RESPOND TO Lammastide Don't. | |
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Don’t matter who knows,
I don’t care who sees, Me thinking about you, Makes my life complete. And what I mean by that, That my whole world changes, You make me feel things, That I’ve never felt, I wanna kiss you. Chorus 1: Kissin’ you is all that I’ve been thinking of, Kissin’ you is ooh, ooh. Oh yeah, I wanna kiss you. Kissin’ you is all that I’ve been thinking of, Kissin’ you is ooh, ooh. Verse 2: When I’m with my friends, I’m trying to figure out a way, To leave them behind just to get back to you. You’re my best kept secret, And that’s the way I like it. You’re my pride and joy, boy, That’s why I’m dreaming of you. I wanna kiss you, Yeah, yeah. Chorus 2: Kissin’ you is all that I’ve been thinking of, Kissin’ you is ooh, ohh. Kissin’ you is so good. Kissin’ you is all that I’ve been thinking of, Kissin’ you is ooh, ooh. Oh Bridge: You’re my pride and joy, You’re my baby, boy. People ask me how I feel ’bout you, They ask me if I love you...yeah. Am I crazy for you... Yeah, yeah, yeah. Repeat chorus 1 to fade Repeat bridge Break: Got to have you, have your love, That’s all I’m thinking of. (repeat to fade) | |
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