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Printabletackam said: And I carry a Magnum and lube around in my wallet. I ain't lying. I'm an optimistic mf. 
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: thesexofit said: I once watched a porn video (straight) that had a guy called long dan silver. Looked late 80/s-early 90's. Amatuer.....
seriously his cock was about 14 inces. Bigger then the white rectangle Iam writng this reply in. He had to have a contraction of some kind around the base of the penis to hold it up. So it must of been painful or something. [Edited 3/3/05 15:10pm] I have a picture of Long Dong Silver before and after the prosthetic they used. Yeah, it was a fake. I wouldn't know what to do with that thing.  how the hell do u know this?  He is english right? Was he famous? | |
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TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said: tackam said: And I carry a Magnum and lube around in my wallet. I ain't lying. I'm an optimistic mf.
You so fucking rock! 
I should say, I carry around a regular-size Trojan too. I'm also realistic. 
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tackam said: cborgman said: i carry an anxiety sized condom, about ken doll proportioned, cause i'm realistic Don't lie, you carry dental dams; you've never encountered a cock in your life.  okay, ya got me, i'm secretly a lesbian Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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cborgman said: tackam said: Don't lie, you carry dental dams; you've never encountered a cock in your life. okay, ya got me, i'm secretly a lesbian Lesbian? What does that have to do with anything? I was referring to your being a reclusive dentist. | |
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tackam said: cborgman said: i carry an anxiety sized condom, about ken doll proportioned, cause i'm realistic Don't lie, you carry dental dams; you've never encountered a cock in your life. Oh he licks it alright  Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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cborgman said: tackam said: Don't lie, you carry dental dams; you've never encountered a cock in your life. okay, ya got me, i'm secretly a lesbian He is SUCH the LESBIAN! Christian Zombie Vampires | |
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tackam said: cborgman said: okay, ya got me, i'm secretly a lesbian Lesbian? What does that have to do with anything? I was referring to your being a reclusive dentist. jeez, muppetfucker, just reveal all my secrets!! now the whole org knows i am a lesbian dentist Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. - Lord Acton | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: tackam said: And I carry a Magnum and lube around in my wallet. I ain't lying. I'm an optimistic mf.
My brand!!! Unfortunately too long for me, but great width. I like Magnums too- on me and IN me!!! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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CynthiasSocks said: MIGUELGOMEZ said: My brand!!! Unfortunately too long for me, but great width. I like Magnums too- on me and IN me!!!     MyeternalgrattitudetoPhil&Val.Herman said "We want sweaty truckers at the truck stop! We want cigar puffing men that look like they wanna beat the living daylights out of us" Val"sporking is spooning with benefits" | |
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My big penis is overrated. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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 One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift 
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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nakedpianoplayer said: See what I mean. a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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Stax said: nakedpianoplayer said: See what I mean. One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
love is a gift
an artist with no fans is really just a man with a hobby.... | |
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 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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I got the magic stick.... | |
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GUnit said: I got the magic stick....
 When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: GUnit said: I got the magic stick....
Bro I'm a bro  Don't me | |
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GUnit said: bkw said: Bro I'm a bro Don't meI'm a "lady"
 [Edited 3/3/05 22:01pm] When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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bkw said: GUnit said: Bro I'm a bro Don't meI'm a "lady"
[Edited 3/3/05 22:01pm]  | |
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MIGUELGOMEZ said: CynthiasSocks said: I like Magnums too- on me and IN me!!! Socks still got butt like a leather seat... | |
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No, they're not overrated
but I was just thinking about how much pain I'm in right now. My boyfriend and I have sex in the morning and again at night on a daily basis. He has to wear Magnums and is about 9 inches long. It is very painful on a regular basis. But pain is goooood  | |
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AsianBomb777 said: well, do ya?
pretty much | |
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gemini13 said: No, they're not overrated
but I was just thinking about how much pain I'm in right now. My boyfriend and I have sex in the morning and again at night on a daily basis. He has to wear Magnums and is about 9 inches long. It is very painful on a regular basis. But pain is goooood Morning and night every day? 
Wow. Lucky! | |
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tackam said: gemini13 said: No, they're not overrated
but I was just thinking about how much pain I'm in right now. My boyfriend and I have sex in the morning and again at night on a daily basis. He has to wear Magnums and is about 9 inches long. It is very painful on a regular basis. But pain is goooood Morning and night every day?
Wow. Lucky! You got that right, sister. | |
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