Everyone else was doing this a week ago, so I figured my thread could be the final nail in the coffin for the concept.

To be honest there's a slim chance I'll be online to answer your questions. Of course, you can always do a search on google.

So go ahead, ask me any question you like.

Over half an hour and no questions? Well, if I'm going to hell I'm going to take as many of you down with me as I can.

Why are you going to Hell?

What's your favorite color?

BinaryJustin said:

I sold my soul so that I could see Helen of Troy nekkid. All I got was a jester in drag.

CarrieMpls said:

Gold.

To what extent do you think Christopher Marlowe helped in getting your name out there?

why ask why ?

JDINTERACTIVE said:

To be honest, the few times I've spoken to him on the phone he's profusely thanked me, the brilliant protagonist that I am, for raising the profile of his work.

More Fish suace or Lime Juice in the Bowl?

DrFaustus said:

dr.fungus do you love dem hoes?

DrFaustus said:

Would you consider this thread to be a success?

AsianBomb777 said:

Fish sauce in the bowl, but lots more lime juice squeezed on the food.

Does my new avvie get U hot?

RocknRollisalive said:

No. I'd consider it a recurring nightmare.

AsianBomb777 said:

Not with my new air-con unit.

do you fake your feminine voice for AB?

Christopher said:

I have no idea what u just said.

lollyp0p said:

I have a fem voice too.

I sound like Jermane Jackson but with a heavy lisp.

lollyp0p said:

Absolutely not. It's only because of my 1700% heterosexuality that my voice is so feminine, as if to boldly invite the taunts on and stand up to them in an extremely macho kinda way.

AsianBomb777 said:

you sound more civil than i expected you too



sorry

still sound sexy, lisps are great all the best people have them

DrFaustus said:

I should have guessed

lollyp0p said:

You are easily the greatest thread jacker of all time. It only just struck me. It's effortless!

Did Christopher Marlowe write Shakespeare?

lollyp0p said:

I see what u've done there.

lollyp0p said:

Civil?
I ain't no glamour boy. I'm fierce.

lilgish said:

Well, they were contemporaries, and Shakespeare was a great rival of his, so it's not unlikely that at some point while Marlowe was brainstorming ideas that he doodled 'Curse you Shakespeare!' at some time or other.

AsianBomb777 said:

DrFaustus said:

awwww how sweet are you

AsianBomb777 said:

whatever