Depends what you wanna do with it. If it don't fit in my mouth, it aint goin nowhere else I prefer large penises to be about 75% on the hard scale. If it's big and rock hard, it's kinda hard to swallow

And yeah, it's not so much the size but what yo udo with it. Although I have been with very very small guys, literally like pinky size. But I always rock their world and don't diss them based on something they have no control over.

animal said:

I have been with guys that bragged about their size and one guy claimed he had 9 inches and when we got down to brass tax, that dude was measuring from his asshole because I am not 9 inches and I was way bigger than him

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

I don't diss them either but if it can't go in, then there is nothing else he can do for me. If I consider sleeping with a guy () then I always inquire as to size. Most of the time, they lie.

Mine is only three inches.....from the ground.

TheOrgerFormerlyKnownAs said:

They almost always lie. I'm an average 6" nice thickness and I am a porn star compared to 90% of the dudes that brag about their size

ReturnOfDOOK said:

life as a midget is hard, isn't it dook?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

It don't touch the ground even when you're on your belly?!

SupaFunkyOrgangrinderSexy said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Supa, Dook and Cborg,

you guys are killing me.


Supa, you are my long lost twin.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

So is Althoms...but that's becaus I cut off his legs for the Midget stripper job I was offering.

Had I known that you were a midget...I wouln't have bothered and offered the job to you instead. (Althom smells a little )
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this thread is SO gay.

superspaceboy said:

and you are SO loving that

meesterfly said:

Do any of you consider yourselves growers or showers? I, unfortunately, am a grower. It's false advertisement in reverse.

MIGUELGOMEZ said:

Me too. I mean I'm not a baby down there but I'm definitely a grower based on it's most relaxed state Funny how some guys are basically the same size soft or hard.

AsianBomb777 said:

Anxiety said:

You ever hear that song "Detachable Penis"?

Hilarious. I forget who the artist is.

Mistadobalina said:

Oh Yeah, well you know those Johnny Holmes' extender kits they sell that are supposed to make your penis 12" long?








They really do work, my penis shrunk 4".....

Sowhat said:

You should try the Orgasmatron Double the pleasue...double the dong. It feels so good...it's gotta be wrong.

I once watched a porn video (straight) that had a guy called long dan silver. Looked late 80/s-early 90's. Amatuer.....

seriously his cock was about 14 inces. Bigger then the white rectangle Iam writng this reply in.

He had to have a contraction of some kind around the base of the penis to hold it up. So it must of been painful or something.
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thesexofit said:

Cockrings!

thesexofit said:

I have a picture of Long Dong Silver before and after the prosthetic they used. Yeah, it was a fake. I wouldn't know what to do with that thing.

Nope.

I knew it! As it would cut from when it was flacid to suddenly errect with u actually not seeing the process. Man that bloke is funny. My girlfriend finds him hilairious.
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And I carry a Magnum and lube around in my wallet. I ain't lying. I'm an optimistic mf.

superspaceboy said:

You can stick it in...or strap it on.

tackam said:

i carry an anxiety sized condom, about ken doll proportioned, cause i'm realistic

tackam said:

My brand!!! Unfortunately too long for me, but great width.

cborgman said:

Don't lie, you carry dental dams; you've never encountered a cock in your life.