Man Accused of Having Relations With Cows

NEILLSVILLE, Wis. (AP) -- A 63-year-old man is charged with sexual gratification with an animal for allegedly having sex with calves.
Harold G. Hart, of Neillsville, allegedly told police that he routinely stopped at a Greenwood farm, usually after bar closing or on trips to strip clubs near Marshfield or Neillsville.

A criminal complaint filed in Clark County Circuit Court said the farm's owners installed a motion detector on Jan. 22 after regularly seeing footprints and vehicle tracks on their land. Around 4 a.m. the next morning, a sensor sounded and Hart was caught leaving the barn, but Hart allegedly said he just used a bathroom in the barn and had never been there before.

Hart told police he had sex with heifers before he went into the service in 1963 and resumed about a year ago at the farm. He admitted to using a rope to tie calves around the neck and estimated he had been to the farm "at least 50 times," according to the complaint.

He told police he never had sex with animals while maintaining a relationship with his a girlfriend or his wife, the complaint said.
Hart also is charged with disorderly conduct and two counts of obstructing an officer. Each charge carries up to nine months in jail.

Hart is scheduled to appear in court March 10.

purplegypsy said:

he better watch for mad dick disease now

There really are sick sick sick people in this world!

This gives new meaning to the name hamburglar.

did he serenade them with "MOOOOOve closer,MOOOOOve your body real
close to me".....?

the man seem 2 have some sort of a psychic problem, i do agree with that, but i guess he couldn't afford prostitutes & needed some sort of sex in his life. Most of us would prefer masturbation to THIS (at least, I would), but, hell, unless he hurt the cows by doing this (& i doubt it), why should he b put on trial 4 that... This guy sounds like he needs help, not jail.

shaomi said:

You guys act like you havn't fucked a cow before

a cow would be better than a skinned seal

The cow didn't complain.

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "meat grinder".

It gives a whole new meaning to the term "meat tenderizer".

I've heard of making beef jerkey, but I've never tried to make beef jerk me.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cow poke".

This gives a whole new meaning to a "meat thermometer".

I guess he likes his beef pink on the inside.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "rawhide".

I'd be more interested to know if the cow was a considerate lover or not. Or did it do the usual thing of pretending to love him, just for the quick shag. That is SO typically bovine.

Perhaps he just heard the saying "you are what you eat" and assumed he was a cow.

I heard that when he was finished, he didn't even give a cow tip.

This gives a whole new meaning to the term "cattle prod".

so what would this totally fall under: child molestation (since he was bonking calves) or bestiality (since, y'know, they're calves)?

This reminds me of the "chicken lover" episode of South Park.

MrJoker said:

It reminds me of my darkest sexual fantasy - oops.