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It is with great pain that I regret to inform you of the following. Despite my personal views about the "horrid liquid" even I feel how difficult this moment will be for Byron and MrJoker! 
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: that I regret to inform you of the following. Despite my personal views about the "horrid liquid" even I feel how difficult this moment will be for Byron and MrJoker!
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Coke Is It! 2001 Darwin Award Nominee Confirmed True by Darwin (12 December 1998, Canada) A man crushed beneath a vending machine while trying to shake loose a free soda? If you thought it happened only in Urban Legends you're wrong! Kevin, a 19-year-old Quebec student, killed himself at Bishop's University while shaking a 420-kilogram Coke machine. He had been celebrating the end of final exams with friends. He died beneath the soda machine, asphyxiated, with a blood alcohol level slightly over the legal driving limit. Kevin's last act was committed in vain. "Even as it fell over, the vending machine did not let out a single can," the coroner reported. Soda-holics take note! The report also states that toppled vending machines have caused at least 35 deaths and 140 injuries in the last twenty years. For those with enquiring minds, I refer you to a website dedicated to the quest to clear Kevin's name. His family questions the official version on their website, aptly named cokemachineaccidents.com (currently ofline but Archived Here.) They recently sued Coca-Cola, two related companies, and Bishop's University for "gross carelessness." Their website exposé proffers several explanations for why Kevin's death was not his own fault: shaking coke machines "was common practice at the University," and anyway, unknown persons might have crushed Kevin with the vending machine in a bizarre murder, as it "would be difficult for one person to move" the machine. In response, a spokesperson for Coke said that Canadian machines are now labelled with a warning that "tipping or rocking may cause injury or death." They have also installed anti-theft devices in newer models to keep people from obtaining free drinks. | |
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Byron said:  All though a vast improvment the truth is out buddy! | |
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Byron said: 
 "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Byron said: All though a vast improvment the truth is out buddy!You pasted Bush's face over my photo...shame on you...  | |
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Byron said: Muse2NOPharaoh said: All though a vast improvment the truth is out buddy!You pasted Bush's face over my photo...shame on you... Subterfuge! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: Byron said: You pasted Bush's face over my photo...shame on you... Subterfuge! Gesundheit... | |
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Byron said: what a ham! I mean,....:coke;  If you have to ask, it's more than worth it. | |
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dancinggyrl said: Byron said: what a ham! I mean,....:coke;
Right and righter! | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: dancinggyrl said: what a ham! I mean,....:coke;
Right and righter! I am "King WB"!! 
And I do kinda like Coke...  | |
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Muse2NOPharaoh said: dancinggyrl said: what a ham! I mean,....:coke;
Right and righter! | |
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