I wanted her to win but the public voted her out! Tossers!



The quote of the night for me was:

I entered like a lady, but I left like a dawwwwg

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Is that Jackie or is that Divine? I'm having trouble telling the difference these days.

jackkieeeee

That's not a real human being! May God have mercy on it's soul...now kill it!

Oh. She was on The Richard & Judy show this evening and it was so sad. She said she was really upset about what some of the British tabloids had said about her.

One published a picture of her next to a picture of Miss Piggy and asked readers to spot the difference.

Another compiled a list of the ten freakiest things to come out of America. They placed Jackie at number two just behind Michael Jackson.

Another said that her lips looked like she was eating two sausages sideways.

She seemed genuinely hurt and bemused. At the end of the day, she is a very old woman and should have been shown more respect by the press.

I thought she was fucking hilarious - the best of a really dreary bunch, except for the snot-eating misogynist.

I assme this is UK Big Brother becuase I haven't heard anything about one here. Not like when there is one here that I or the public really cares....it tanked when it debuted in America but for some reason still comes on the air every so often.

VinnyM27 said:

Yeah, it's the UK one - a couple of your has-beens with a few of ours. Ours are frankly sadder.

Shapeshifter said:

What's the list of people. Jackie Stallone isn't a has beem....she's a never been!

http://www.mirror.co.uk/n..._page.html

WATCHING JACKIE WAS A NIGHTMARE Jan 22 2005
.. AND THAT'S HER SON TALKING

SYLVESTER Stallone has broken his silence on his mother and ex-wife's appearance on Celebrity Big Brother to describe the show a "nightmare".

The 58-year-old actor was so horrified by the programme that he couldn't bear to watch a tape of it.

He said his mum, Jackie, was "crazy" and her new found friendship with Brigitte Nielsen a pretence.

The Rambo star was particularly appalled viewers saw his mother first thing in the morning. "You won't believe it," he told a friend. "She had to wake up in the morning with no make-up."

Under secrecy rules Jackie was not allowed to tell her son she was going to be in the show. Asked if he'd seen a tape he replied: "No, I'm almost afraid to look at it. I saw the soundbites - it was a nightmare."

Jackie, who was the first to be voted off, claims to be 71 but a friend said she was 84. Sources in the US also revealed she carries a fake driving licence which shows she was born in 1939 - making her 65.

Jackie's appearance has boosted Sly's UK movie sales by 300 per cent.

BinaryJustin said:

FUCK.

ME.



[SIDEWAYS.]

VinnyM27 said:[quote....it tanked when it debuted in America but for some reason[/quote]

Wasn't that because it just ended up like watching backstage of Dawson's Creek, whereas everyone just wanted to see them fuck or kill each other. Or at least smash a plate or something.

Click here, to hear Jackie Stallone say: "Yeah, I'm Jackie." It's fantastic!

http://s4.yousendit.com/d...QBS6M3OCLD

She sounds just like Edith Massey!

BinaryJustin said:

Erm.













It sounds like she never recovered after Sly used her to get into character for Rocky!

I think she may have had some "work" done on her face.

Jackie Quotes!

On the show itself...

This show has about 50m viewers, right? They'll all be fascinated to hear about their left brains and right brains.

Who's Big Brother?

Is Big Brother a computer?

I feel sorry for you kids having to live like this

These tasks... Couldn't we just bake cakes? I thought they'd have us out visiting hospitals.

Look at all that washing up. They should get someone in to do it

I thought I was coming to a castle - not this dump!

On television racing pundit, John Mc.Cririck...

Is John bi-polar or has he had a stroke?

Talking to Germaine Greer whom was lying in bed...

Are you warming a bed for someone else too?

Taking the piss out of Bez...

You have a great voice. Have you ever thought of being an opera singer?

Arguing with Kenzie...

Kenzie: You're a really weird-looking troglodyte, Jackie.

Jackie: And you, young man are looking for a slap.

Kenzie: Come on then, give it! You don't even know me!

Jackie: That's so true... Have you seen my handbag?

Reading Bez's palm...

There's not a lot of busy stuff going on in his head.

On Sylvester's career...

John: So, Jackie... What's your son up to these days?

Jackie: I don't know. He's keeping his mouth shut on that one.

On etiquette...

Later I'll teach you all how to sit in a chair. I had to fall off one to find out.

On cooking...

I've been learning to cook on TV and have learnt how to make sandwiches... They were good!

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More Jackie quotes!

On learning that Jeremy was taking a shower...

Jackie: What was he doing taking a shower? Is he crazy?
The others: Because it's morning.
Jackie: It's not morning is it?

Upon waking up...

So, when do we go on air?

On England...

Is England still on the map or have they moved it? You never know - They might have had an earthquake.

On Brigitte...

So, the producers called me up (you know, I was doing a psychic dog session at the time) and asked me if i wanted to appear in Big Brother UK. Well, of course I said, 'If it helps you set up that bitch Brigitte, then I'm all for it.'

On the show itself...

Jeremy: Do you understand the concept of this show?
Jackie: No.

They wanted entertainment, so I let them see my ass in the toilet.

You could send a harpist in to play while we're having dinner. You could gag her.

Big Brother is a good excuse to stay drunk for a week. I really should take three bottles of vodka, but I'm afraid I'll get an ulcer.

The viewers must all have dull lives...

On sleeping...

I'm just going to go to bed for four days. Check my pulse to see if I'm still alive once in a while.

Jackie: What's this?
Bez: It's my bed, I'm letting you have it, to sleep in.
Jackie: Is that for punishment? Why is it up there?
Bez: It's a bunk bed.

On marriage...

Jackie: My only regret is how many times I've been married.
Brigitte: How many?
Jackie: Only four.

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Jackie's Rumpology. Only $125.00 for a personal reading of your bottom!

http://www.jacquelinestal...rumps.html

Another great quote!

Dermot: So, is your husband someone 'to die for'?
Jackie: Well, I was dying when I met him. He's a doctor.

BinaryJustin said:

So did she and Brigitte have scraps?

Taureau said:

Nah, the opposite. It was a bit of a love-in between them both actually.