applekisses said: althom said: | |
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One time she rang me up to ask when I was coming home from work. I told her that I'd be late as I've got some appointments to see and then she went all crazy mad on me!
5 minutes later she's ringing me up again saying that she's missing me and when am I coming home? I knew it was that time of the month right then and there. Sounds familiar "There comes a road in every man's journey that he's afraid to walk on his own.
I'm here to tell you, I'm at that road. And I would rather walk it with you than walk it alone". | |
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Fauxie said: The strawberries were in stock,
And the gemstones not mock, Finest rubies from Mogok, So what to do with my rock? She said not with her new frock, But Apples showed me this is a crock. Wife said 'do it in a sock', And the time went tick, tock. Still I wanted to dock, And couldn't wait for the clock, But when the entrance is locked, There's no use to knock. | |
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