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Reply #30 posted 01/19/05 6:22pm

MsSmartypants

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SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTHS MANWHORES!!!!
Love it or shove it!
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Reply #31 posted 01/19/05 6:35pm

heybaby

tackam said:

You know what, though? Most women I've talked to about this have Issues in the week before their periods. Gets better when it actually starts. nod

And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks! mad

i always pick fights with my boyfriend before my period. i don't realize whats goin' on 'til that time. shrug
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Reply #32 posted 01/19/05 6:44pm

bkw

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We just have to face it, women suck!



heh heh biggrin
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #33 posted 01/19/05 6:45pm

MsSmartypants

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bkw said:

We just have to face it, women suck!



heh heh biggrin

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Love it or shove it!
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Reply #34 posted 01/19/05 6:54pm

sweetserene

tackam said:

You know what, though? Most women I've talked to about this have Issues in the week before their periods. Gets better when it actually starts. nod

And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks! mad


nod PMS= PRE menstrual syndrome
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Reply #35 posted 01/19/05 6:58pm

PurpleJedi

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By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory!
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Reply #36 posted 01/19/05 7:11pm

Fauxie

The strawberries were in stock,
And the gemstones not mock,
Finest rubies from Mogok,
So what to do with my rock?
She said not with her new frock,
But Apples showed me this is a crock.
Wife said 'do it in a sock',
And the time went tick, tock.
Still I wanted to dock,
And couldn't wait for the clock,
But when the entrance is locked,
There's no use to knock.
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Reply #37 posted 01/19/05 8:01pm

tackam

althom said:

tackam said:



I meant fuck OFF. Are you laughing at me? ARE YOU?! mad

No mamm! eek


Good thing. mad
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Reply #38 posted 01/19/05 8:21pm

charlottegelin

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
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Reply #39 posted 01/19/05 8:29pm

Fauxie

charlottegelin said:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.



(taking notes)

Thanks! thumbs up!
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Reply #40 posted 01/19/05 8:36pm

heybaby

Fauxie said:

charlottegelin said:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.



(taking notes)

Thanks! thumbs up!



lol, my guy used to say the 'dangerous' things and it would start a fight. now, he
just agrees with me and helps me cook or does all the cooking for me and the kids.

it's funny 'cause i don't realize it's my hormones.
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Reply #41 posted 01/19/05 8:42pm

charlottegelin

"what's for dinner?" is always dangerous with me, whatever time of the month, much safer is "should I pick up some dinner on the way home?" lol (most of the time I have made something nice, but it's nice to be offered a break.
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Reply #42 posted 01/19/05 8:43pm

althom

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You girls complain a lot! rolleyes
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Reply #43 posted 01/19/05 8:45pm

heybaby

althom said:

You girls complain a lot! rolleyes

you guys are babies! mad lol
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Reply #44 posted 01/19/05 8:46pm

Ocean

charlottegelin said:

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands!

This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didn't overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some more chocolate.

And remember: Money talks...but chocolate sings.
falloff
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Reply #45 posted 01/19/05 8:46pm

althom

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heybaby said:

althom said:

You girls complain a lot! rolleyes

you guys are babies! mad lol

La, la, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you!!!!!
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Reply #46 posted 01/19/05 8:51pm

heybaby

althom said:

heybaby said:


you guys are babies! mad lol

La, la, la, la, la, la, I can't hear you!!!!!

mad brick
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Reply #47 posted 01/19/05 8:51pm

Stax

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um, her?




lol
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #48 posted 01/19/05 8:54pm

heybaby

Stax said:

um, her?




lol


WHAT?! mad
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Reply #49 posted 01/19/05 9:27pm

applekisses

tackam said:

You know what, though? Most women I've talked to about this have Issues in the week before their periods. Gets better when it actually starts. nod

And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks! mad



woot!


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Reply #50 posted 01/19/05 9:28pm

althom

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applekisses said:

tackam said:

You know what, though? Most women I've talked to about this have Issues in the week before their periods. Gets better when it actually starts. nod

And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks! mad



woot!


biggrin

wacky
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Reply #51 posted 01/19/05 9:32pm

applekisses

althom said:

applekisses said:




woot!


biggrin

wacky



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Reply #52 posted 01/19/05 9:32pm

Stax

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heybaby said:

Stax said:

um, her?




lol


WHAT?! mad



boxed
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #53 posted 01/19/05 9:36pm

EverSoLesa

Stax said:

heybaby said:



WHAT?! mad



boxed

there you go getting yourself into trouble again giggle
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Reply #54 posted 01/19/05 9:59pm

bkw

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heybaby said:

althom said:

You girls complain a lot! rolleyes

you guys are babies! mad lol

It's all our testicles fault! nod
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Reply #55 posted 01/19/05 10:09pm

Stax

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EverSoLesa said:

Stax said:




boxed

there you go getting yourself into trouble again giggle

whistling
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #56 posted 01/19/05 10:10pm

EverSoLesa

Stax said:

EverSoLesa said:


there you go getting yourself into trouble again giggle

whistling

it's ok I still like ya sweety hug wink
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Reply #57 posted 01/19/05 10:12pm

heybaby

Stax said:

EverSoLesa said:


there you go getting yourself into trouble again giggle

whistling

yeah you cool lol
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Reply #58 posted 01/19/05 10:20pm

Stax

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heybaby said:

Stax said:


whistling

yeah you cool lol


biggrin
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #59 posted 01/19/05 10:23pm

Stax

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EverSoLesa said:

Stax said:


whistling

it's ok I still like ya sweety hug wink


wink
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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