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Men: What things do you try to avoid when she's riding the crimson wave? Me -
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Breathing in her direction. 
And doing anything "typically male"  | |
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Sex mostly.  When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Oh yeah! Never metion the crimson wave either.  | |
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althom said: Oh yeah! Never metion the crimson wave either.
or how fat she looks   When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Or change the tv channel on her.  | |
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questions like:
Are you retaining water today? 'Cause you look bloated...  Thanks for the laughs, arguments and overall enjoyment for the last umpteen years. It's time for me to retire from Prince.org and engage in the real world...lol. Above all, I appreciated the talent Prince. You were one of a kind. | |
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Or enquire as to where your dinner is? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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asking her to mow the lawn and polish the car are completely out of the question. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Never say "So.....are we having a lazy day today?" | |
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althom said: Never say "So.....are we having a lazy day today?"
Try to avoid any eye contact at all... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Dont mention anything about the new hot looking young woman at work... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Oh yeah! Just don't ask any questions of her.....it seems to annoy them. | |
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 This is a pure classic.No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
 "Come into my world..."
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! "  | |
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never ask why the kids are only half dressed and smell of catfood.... When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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Don't ask her when she's going to do the shopping.....ration the food.  | |
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Learn to look after yourselves guys (ie. make your own meals, do as you are told). The "maid" is off duty. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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Oh, and guys.....
Don't have a stitch of chocolate in the home. We can smell it a mile away. 
Ohh purple joy oh purple bliss oh purple rapture! REAL MUSIC by REAL MUSICIANS - Prince "I kind of wish there was a reason for Prince to make the site crash more" ~~ Ben |
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The bearded clam. | |
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 I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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I just remembered one!
Don't fart in the bed! | |
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Boy. . .very informative thread. . .I bet if more women knew that it would keep them from having guys ask them stupid questions and act like they are household slaves, they'd try to get on some hormones to prolong the bleeding!  | |
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althom said: I just remembered one!
Don't fart in the bed! that goes for anytime...unless ya want an elbow in ur ribs lol I'm feelin kind of n-a-s-t-y
I might just take you home with me | |
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BabyGirl said: althom said: I just remembered one!
Don't fart in the bed! that goes for anytime...unless ya want an elbow in ur ribs lol  | |
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I can't bring myself to actually shoot myself in the head, so I just drink myself into a stupor while the wife is on the rag. By St. Boogar and all the saints at the backside door of Purgatory! | |
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One time she rang me up to ask when I was coming home from work. I told her that I'd be late as I've got some appointments to see and then she went all crazy mad on me!
5 minutes later she's ringing me up again saying that she's missing me and when am I coming home? 
I knew it was that time of the month right then and there. | |
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althom said: One time she rang me up to ask when I was coming home from work. I told her that I'd be late as I've got some appointments to see and then she went all crazy mad on me!
5 minutes later she's ringing me up again saying that she's missing me and when am I coming home?
I knew it was that time of the month right then and there.  | |
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You know what, though? Most women I've talked to about this have Issues in the week before their periods. Gets better when it actually starts.
And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks!  | |
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tackam said: And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks!
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althom said: tackam said: And it's not fun for us either, so fuck of, pissypricks!
I meant fuck OFF. Are you laughing at me? ARE YOU?!  | |
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tackam said: althom said: I meant fuck OFF. Are you laughing at me? ARE YOU?! No mamm! | |
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