CarrieLee said:

oh i had something similar had forgotten all about

You can't leave me cause nobody else will love you, you evil bitch that wsan't that nice

From an ex-boyfriend:
"All of my friends wanted to sleep with you.....until they got to know you."

"don't...stop...i'm...almost...there..." - not the most meaningful of relationships, but fun though.

And my only regret about getting married was that i would never get to use "I wanna get with you...and your sister...I think her name is debra"
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I didnt throw the picnic table on your car because i love you



now thats a story
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lollyp0p said:

Ugh don't I know that one! He would also say "Nobody can make love to you the way I can" BWAHAHAHAHAH if he only knew what I'm getting now!




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"I want you to meet my mother, and she knows that if I ever brought anyone to meet her, she knows I want to marry that person."

"If I can't have you,no one can"

1sexymf said:

RUN!!!!! PSYCHO ON THE LOOSE!!!!!

GET THA HELL OUTTA HERE, NOW!!!!!

RocknRollDave said:

He sure as hell was, I ran and NEVER looked back (well, actually I did to make sure objects weren't being hurled at me. )!!!!!
Scary to think there are people out in thw workd like that. NEVER thought I'd meet someone so psycho!

Anxiety said:

The hell? Glad you drop kicked that mofo

CarrieLee said:

Men

for you and if you fancy sharing what you are getting now org note me (can't blame a girl for trying)

ella731 said:

We want that story, ALL of it

Teacher said:

So, do we think what he meant was he loves you, so he didn't throw the table, or that he threw it but not because he loves you..?

RocknRollDave said:

well i was dating this guy for a while , at first I thought he was ok and because of my sheer stupidity and yadda yadda yadda, till I realized his drinking habits! as I look back some of the shit was pretty funny, but also VERY embarrasing, but the story is that one night he had a party at his house, with out letting his parents know, his parents show up and get a little upset (his parents are a different story )

so hes drunk throws a fit, and throws a picnic table on his parents car, when I find out the story the next day, he wonders why Im pissed and dont want to be with him anymore, so he tells me I didnt throw the table on your car did I? and thats because I love you
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bkw said:

Whoo boy. I really hope you're kidding. That's ghastly.


Probably the cutest was when my husband and I were, like, 16, and his English was still kind of shaky, and I made some tearful confession of love. . .his response was, "silly, don't you know I'm crazy into you?" So adorable.

I have a girlfriend who told me that she wants to be an old lady on a porch swing with me next to her. That one still makes me mushy.

And I'll never forget the feeling of being told, "I have a huge crush on you" by somebody from whom it was entirely obvious that it was mutual but had not yet been explicitly said. . .aren't those the best words in the freakin' world? Confirming twitterpation? I think that feeling is what the emoticon was invented for. . . or maybe . . .


The only bad ones I remember were from guys who were wanting to get in my pants. . . "you know, I wouldn't be here if I didn't love you". . . "I think I could fall in love with you". . . shut it, ok? That word isn't going to help you.

Best was from my daughter... "I love you so much it makes me feel like puking."

Worst: (After just being caught lying to me) "But, I love you and want to be with you forever. I love you sooo much, Heather. Without you, I don't know what I'll become." Idiot.

tackam said:

I agree!



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My Portuguese boyfriend on our first night 'Now I know why I crossed the mountains 8 years ago, to come to an ugly, cold country like Belgium'

or 'Let me be the mountaintop, you can be the cloud'

and also 'You're my favourite chaos'

The worst ones I don't want to remember, there are many.

Oh yeah, my first real love when he broke up with me : 'It's hard for me to break up, because I really doubt if I'll ever find someone who loves me as much as you do'

I guess the last one wasn't really a love-confession...

I'm still waiting for both. Well, I'm hoping for just the better one, but...I'll settle for any

the worst would be: "you're perfect."

WFT! no i am not perfect and the last thing i want my guy to think is that i am perfect. and then love me based on that false image.

aw well.

AzureStarr said:

(at the "idiot" remark... ...and only because you've told me the circumstances of that moment..)
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lollyp0p said:

grrrr

AzureStarr said:

wow I got told the same thing, but replace Steph for Heather and it's the same.. And boy did I find out that was a lie