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Thread started 01/18/05 7:59pm

NatisseII

THE WHY'S OF MEN...


WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they don't have enough time

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they don't stop to ask directions

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know.....it never happened

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn


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Reply #1 posted 01/18/05 8:00pm

althom

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Have you been drinking Nat?
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Reply #2 posted 01/18/05 8:02pm

Mach

eek














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Reply #3 posted 01/18/05 8:08pm

Ocean

NatisseII said:


WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius

WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they don't have enough time

WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they don't stop to ask directions

WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock

WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know.....it never happened

WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn


evillol

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Reply #4 posted 01/18/05 8:43pm

Dewrede

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no no no!

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Reply #5 posted 01/18/05 8:44pm

Byron

NatisseII said:


WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius

What about gay men??... hmmm



WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
they don't have enough time

What about gay women??... hmmm



WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
they don't stop to ask directions

Damn MapQuest... mad



WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock

You'd rather have that noise coming out the other end??... eek



WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties

You've never seen Althom when he's had a few... drink



WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
you need a rough draft before you make a final copy

And the final copy is always a lot clearer... nod...and a lot simpler. wink



HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
don't know.....it never happened

About the same amount of women it takes to put the thing up!! mr.green



WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Nor can it hold your purse while you try on clothes at the mall... thumbs up!



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[Edited 1/18/05 20:45pm]
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Reply #6 posted 01/18/05 8:46pm

Fauxie

Thanks Byron, for saving me 5 minutes and beautifully rubbishing this silly, silly nonsense. smile
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Reply #7 posted 01/18/05 8:50pm

pippet

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Byron said:

NatisseII said:


WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius

What about gay men??... hmmm



About the same amount of women it takes to put the thing up!! mr.green



WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
because a vibrator can't mow the lawn

Nor can it hold your purse while you try on clothes at the mall... thumbs up!



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[Edited 1/18/05 20:45pm]



falloff

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Reply #8 posted 01/18/05 8:53pm

lilmissmissy

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NatisseII said:


WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
because they are plugged into a genius



evillol


Dat'z dirtay cool
No hablo espanol,no! no no no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien... nod
music "Come into my world..." music
Missy Quote of da Month: "yeah, sure, that's cool...wait WHAT?! " confuse
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Reply #9 posted 01/18/05 9:38pm

Stax

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WHY DO MEN LOVE THESE JOKES?
because they will make great pickup lines
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demon

lol
a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on
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Reply #10 posted 01/18/05 10:47pm

Luv4oneanotha

i would be mad lol

but at least i can Pee anywhere freely
lol
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