At work, we have a girl who is very naiive.. ok, I mean really really really

Someone came into the office and was talking about the tsunami..

She asked.. *Whats the tsunami?*



Post some really stoopid stories or things that have happened or been said..

REDFEATHERS said:

My brother works with a girl who thought the earthquake happened in a place called Tsunami

My mother (God bless her) once rang me up on my landline at home and asked me where I was...






my silly spelling edit
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Steadwood said:

omg!!!

RocknRollDave said:

A few years back ( I was selling cheese in a supermarket) I was explaining to a costumer that Feta Cheese was made from the milk of sheep. My boss was standing next to me and he said: 'no, it's made from cowmilk!' I said: 'no.. real Greek Feta Cheese is made from the milk of sheep!!'
Then he said..: 'sheep in Greece are called cows!!'

He he, I used to have a friend at school called Dave. Anyway, one day he said he was vegetarian. I went in for my school dinner and so did he, when sat down I saw he'd got a cheeseburger! So I said, 'Dave, I thought you were a vegetarian?!' and he replied, 'Oh yeah!'. He goes back to the service counter and asks if can change his burger for something else. The dinner lady asked him why and he said 'because I'm a vegetarian'. She replied, 'why did you order it then?!' and he said, 'I forgot'!!

He later came out stating he was gay but last I heard he had a girlfriend.

JDINTERACTIVE said:

There is always something dumb about people called Dave...


(shakes head and sits in the corner in the dark, scared to even leave the house for fear of doing something even more unbelievably stupid than the last time....)

RocknRollDave said:

Well, of cause but I was waiting for you to comment first.

Probably the only other person I know who would ask such a question

When i was working at the restuarant, there was this really really smart bartender

her car wouldnt start in the parking lot so I ask her, is your battery dead? she goes cars dont have batteries

i almost peed my pants laughing

Another person who says REALLY DISTURBINGLY(?) dumb things.

(Jade Goody from Big Brother III here in the UK)

'dre

I once had someone ask me what the difference was between the Atlantic and Pacific Ocean. She was a 24 year old.

This is the same person that went to Cancun, Mexico on vacation and hung out with Americans all week long at Senor Frogs. I asked her "Did you go into town, the rainforest or the pyramids." She replied "No, we partied at Senor Frogs all week long." What-ever!!!

Miguel