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THE WHY'S OF MEN... WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? they don't have enough time WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't stop to ask directions WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? you need a rough draft before you make a final copy HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? don't know.....it never happened WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn  | |
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NatisseII said: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? they don't have enough time WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't stop to ask directions WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? you need a rough draft before you make a final copy HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? don't know.....it never happened WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn  | |
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NatisseII said: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius What about gay men??... 
WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX? they don't have enough time What about gay women??...
WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG? they don't stop to ask directions Damn MapQuest... 
WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS? because their balls fall over their butts and they vapour lock You'd rather have that noise coming out the other end??...
WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS? so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties You've never seen Althom when he's had a few... 
WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN? you need a rough draft before you make a final copy And the final copy is always a lot clearer...  ...and a lot simpler. 
HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN? don't know.....it never happened About the same amount of women it takes to put the thing up!! 
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn Nor can it hold your purse while you try on clothes at the mall... 
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Thanks Byron, for saving me 5 minutes and beautifully rubbishing this silly, silly nonsense.  | |
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Byron said: NatisseII said: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius What about gay men??...
About the same amount of women it takes to put the thing up!!
WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH? because a vibrator can't mow the lawn Nor can it hold your purse while you try on clothes at the mall...
...* [Edited 1/18/05 20:45pm]
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NatisseII said: WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX? because they are plugged into a genius Dat'z dirtay  No hablo espanol,no!
Pero hablo ingles..ssii muy muy bien...
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WHY DO MEN LOVE THESE JOKES?
because they will make great pickup lines. 
 a psychotic is someone who just figured out what's going on | |
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i would be mad lol
but at least i can Pee anywhere freely lol | |
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