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Thread started 01/10/05 7:29am

REDFEATHERS

The Men at my workplace always read a newspaper when they go to the toilet..

.. thats not really fair is it? The fucking lazy bastids.. stfu
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Reply #1 posted 01/10/05 7:32am

Anxiety

why can't you take a newspaper when you go to the toilet? everybody poops.
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Reply #2 posted 01/10/05 7:34am

Teacher

Anxiety said:

why can't you take a newspaper when you go to the toilet? everybody poops.


Cos she'll forget where she is and spend all day in there lol

Love you Redbaby mushy
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Reply #3 posted 01/10/05 7:39am

REDFEATHERS

Teacher said:

Anxiety said:

why can't you take a newspaper when you go to the toilet? everybody poops.


Cos she'll forget where she is and spend all day in there lol

Love you Redbaby mushy




falloff

True!

But they spend agesssss in there...


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Reply #4 posted 01/10/05 7:55am

JDINTERACTIVE

The best way to save money on toilet paper is to take a good book to the toilet. You will be so engrossed in it that by the time you know what's what the poo will have dried causing uneccesary wipage.
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Reply #5 posted 01/10/05 8:00am

PANDURITO

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I never go out til I finish the crosswords smile
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Reply #6 posted 01/10/05 8:32am

Steadwood

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hmmm

....It could be worse....hmmm hmm eek clapping









smile
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Reply #7 posted 01/10/05 8:34am

REDFEATHERS

Steadwood said:

hmmm

....It could be worse....hmmm hmm eek clapping









smile




lol Thats most the Orgers here! lol
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Reply #8 posted 01/10/05 8:35am

applekisses

Steadwood said:

hmmm

....It could be worse....hmmm hmm eek clapping









smile



falloff I think my work would install that if they could... biggrin

(PS: I love reading in the john! I have a whole magazine collection in my bathroom! reading + toilet = woot! )
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Reply #9 posted 01/10/05 8:40am

REDBABY

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applekisses said:

Steadwood said:

hmmm

....It could be worse....hmmm hmm eek clapping









smile



falloff I think my work would install that if they could... biggrin

(PS: I love reading in the john! I have a whole magazine collection in my bathroom! reading + toilet = woot! )




But dont you get haemmoroids (sp?) if you sit onthe loo too long? confused
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Reply #10 posted 01/10/05 8:47am

trailertrash

REDFEATHERS said:

.. thats not really fair is it? The fucking lazy bastids.. stfu

Just don't ask to borrow the same paper when they're done. : reading





confused
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Reply #11 posted 01/10/05 8:52am

superspaceboy

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I recall working on a floor and someone would simply trash the stall with newspapers. It was nasty. Luckily now all I find is a printout or two left behind. I don't mind if they leave something, but leave it tidy mad

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Reply #12 posted 01/10/05 8:54am

applekisses

REDBABY said:

applekisses said:




falloff I think my work would install that if they could... biggrin

(PS: I love reading in the john! I have a whole magazine collection in my bathroom! reading + toilet = woot! )




But dont you get haemmoroids (sp?) if you sit onthe loo too long? confused



I don't think you do...but, you sure get a ring around your bum!
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Reply #13 posted 01/10/05 10:29am

XxAxX

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let's just hope the newspaper they're reading isn't the company newspaper.

i've seen that, guys come out of the restroom and fold the newspaper back up, damp patches and all, then put it back on the coffee table again. .. yuk
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Reply #14 posted 01/10/05 11:38am

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REDBABY said:

applekisses said:




falloff I think my work would install that if they could... biggrin

(PS: I love reading in the john! I have a whole magazine collection in my bathroom! reading + toilet = woot! )




But dont you get haemmoroids (sp?) if you sit onthe loo too long? confused





hmmm


confuse....hmmm.....confuse.....idea2 ...Well....If they did do they could always log onto this group. biggrin

.....Relief is only a few strokes of the finger away ...dancing jig woot! ill boxed clapping


..... http://hemorrhoids.meetup.com/ .....wink



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Reply #15 posted 01/10/05 12:41pm

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thats where i post the most
i got a laptop dontchaknow eek
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Reply #16 posted 01/10/05 2:31pm

RipHer2Shreds

REDBABY said:

applekisses said:




falloff I think my work would install that if they could... biggrin

(PS: I love reading in the john! I have a whole magazine collection in my bathroom! reading + toilet = woot! )




But dont you get haemmoroids (sp?) if you sit onthe loo too long? confused

No. Not to be too descriptive, but you do if you push too hard. It's not the length, but the strength of the push - apply that to any part of your life that you deem necessary.
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