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i have a problem.. im horny as fuck and my mothers still here  i love my momma so much, but, this is a rough time of the month.... any suggestions ?One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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send her to the movies! |
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nakedpianoplayer said: im horny as fuck and my mothers still here
i love my momma so much, but, this is a rough time of the month.... any suggestions ?Ask your mom if she's horny, too.  | |
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Is your mom hot? When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. | |
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go take a hot tub somewhere where there is super jets under the waters surface and shoot that fucking jet at yer clit like its no ones business!!! | |
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double click your mouse. (Insert something clever here) | |
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tell her to go away for a while.....she should understand. | |
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Go somewhere in the house where shes unlikely to be
and handle yourself  | |
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good lord, woman! Let her take YOUR KIDS somewhere, and then everyone will be out of the house. | |
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act like u gotta take a boo boo, and take care of urself "...took my sex and my money...took all my self esteem...had the nerve 2 think it was funny...i never knew a bitch so mean" | |
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some great suggestions here  | |
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charlottegelin said: some great suggestions here
i think they are pretty funny myself  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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bkw said: Is your mom hot?
well, maybe except this one  One of the best days of my life... http://prince.org/msg/100/291111
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Do you have a vibrator? If so, go to a remote part of your house, where your mom can't hear you, and have fun.  RIP, mom. I will forever miss and love you. | |
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Just play a little air banjo, sorted | |
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