I want two hours of wigs just a-flyin' and heads getting kicked left and right. I want techno music in the background with accordion and sitar accompaniment, and I want Jennifer Garner to wear costumes that match the music. I want more collapsible spy luges and matching hot pink spy luge outfits. I want Syd to go undercover as a goth waitress at a German nightclub again. I want Will Tippen and gratuitous full frontal nudity. I want to see fingers chopped off, I want to see Quentin Tarantino shot in the kneecaps, I want to see Victor Garber kill a bad guy and then bring him back to life again just to show off what a bad-ass he is, and I want it all to happen in the season premiere this Wednesday night.

And you thought Prince fans were demanding.

I want you not to ruin Alias for me.

althom said:

and i want you to guest star with a target painted on your noggin.

Anxiety said:

i want some cheetos

i want to see this non-stop for two hours:

Anxiety said:

Come here then!

althom said:

althom said:

yeah, but i wanna see people who can do it without falling over and crying until someone kisses their ouchies better.

cborgman said:

shouldn't you be posting in the oat bran and mad dog thread?

Anxiety said:

there. now can i jack this thread again?

{ps-nice way to push that bomb of a thread )
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cborgman said:

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

But my ouchie hurts!

althom said:

yeah, and it's KILLING me.

I am curious about it. I watch Lost, so this will be a good lead out of that...if I can get my friend who watches lost with me to get into or at least watch Alias. But we will be dealing with her bf/fiance who tolerates our Lost time...but may not tolerate 2 hrs of what he calls "crap tv"...even if it is good crap tv.

I was wondering what all the hype was about this show and why it has a following. I presume that it's akin to a modern Charlie's Angel or Wonder Woman ilk...which I may like (I liked it then).

I'll be sitting in for the 2 hr premire either at mi casa or her's


my thing right now is trying to figure out how I am going to watch 24 and Desperate Housewives on Sunday (I don't have TiVo...I gotta see how that on demand works etc. I am not happy about this conflict esp if turns out they pit one against the other in the time slots on Sundays....I will NOT be happy.

cborgman said:

don't forget about the one about raising one's post limits.

superspaceboy said:

wait...when's 24 start? this sunday? i need to get into the habit of taping the shows i like instead of just missing them and waiting for the DVD sets to come out (like i did with the last season of 24). i work nights so it's a pain in the butt, but Alias is one of those shows i Will Not Miss.

the appeal for me is it's basically an action show starring a drag queen, and it's ridiculous and campy but the show takes itself so seriously that you have a delicious time laughing at and with it. it has a really fun formula, even if the last season kinda blew chunks.

superspaceboy said:

yeah, talk about boring whoring. what was THAT about?

Anxiety said:

Anxiety said:

24 is a 2 hour premire...fyi. I have been waiting sooooo long.

superspaceboy said:

well, at least this one i'll be home to tape or watch, but i'll have to remind myself to turn on the damn television.

Anxiety said:

oh, you're one to talk. thank god ben deleted your "who will give me a right good donkey punch if i fly them to cleveland?" thread
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superspaceboy said:

cborgman said:

what's cleveland got to do with anything?!

Anxiety said:

chicago, cleveland... you say potato, i say vodka

cborgman said:

you say vodka, i say plastic slipcovers.

ALIAS ROCKSSSS!!!!!

applekisses said:

we still gotta get our syd action figures, you know.