Let's keep this thread active until we're all into the new year.

A little late but anyways: Starting with pacific isles and New Zealand

Any Kiwi's on the org? Happy new year !


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couple of minutes to go for the tip of siberia!

Fill those wodka-glasses again boys. Don't think about the cold outside, go and act silly like the next drunken new yorker on times square.

Or 2the9s after his third case of ripple

Or the three drinkateers : bkw, Xenon (where IS he?) and Althom. One hour to go boys!

But first let's hear it for the russkies (too dutch but who cares )

С Новым годом




big-ass fireworks picture edit
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Meanwhile some comic relief:

Here's bkw on his annual golf-trip. By the looks of it he's still on the beginners course:


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I hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labor.
* I work at great depths.
* I plunge headfirst into everything I do.
* I do not get weekends off or public holidays.
* I work in a damp environment.
* I don't get paid overtime.
* I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
* I work in high temperatures.
* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Signed,

The Penis

Dear Mr Penis
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You never work 8 hours straight.
* You fall asleep on the job after brief work periods.
* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
* You do not stay in your allocated position and often attempt to visit other areas.
* You rarely take the initiative; you need to be pressured to start working.
* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing proper protective clothing.
* You'll retire well before reaching 65.
* You're unable to work double shifts.
* You sometimes leave your allocated position before the job is done.
* You have been seen entering and leaving the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

The Management

Don't you just love the internet ?




You would expect this foto to be doctored..



And for those looking for something to do in the coming half hour :







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From the Lost Thread Archives : The 2the9s and Lleena show !



2the9s
Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. May I help you?

Lleena
Thanks. I'm setting up a home office in the den and I'm thinking of buying a computer.

2the9s
Mac?

Lleena
No, the name is Llee.

2the9s
Your computer?

Lleena
I don't own a computer. I want to buy one.

2the9s
Mac?

Lleena
I told you, my name is Llee.

2the9s
What about Windows?

Lleena
Why? Does it get stuffy?

2the9s
Do you want a computer with Windows?

Lleena
I don't know. What do I see when I look out the windows?

2the9s
Wallpaper.

Lleena
Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.

2the9s
Software that runs on Windows?

Lleena
No, on the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses. You know, run a business. What have you got?

2the9s
Office.

Lleena
Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?

2the9s
I just did.

Lleena
You just did what?

2the9s
Recommended something.

Lleena
You recommended something?

2the9s
Yes.

Lleena
For my office?

2the9s
Yes.

Lleena
Okay, what did you recommend for my office?

2the9s
Office.

Lleena
Yes, for my office.

2the9s
Office for Windows.

Lleena
I already have an office and it already has windows! Let's say I'm sitting at my computer, and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?

2the9s
Word.

Lleena
If I'm writing a proposal, I'm going to need lots of words. But what program do I load?

2the9s
Word.

Lleena
What word?

2the9s
The Word in Office.

Lleena
The only word in office is office.

2the9s
The Word in Office for Windows.

Lleena
Which word in "office for windows?"

2the9s
The Word you get when you click the blue W.

Lleena
I'm going to click your big W if you don't give me a straight answer. Let's forget about words for a minute. What do I need if I want to watch a movie over the Internet?

2the9s
RealOne.

Lleena
Maybe a real movie, maybe a cartoon. What I watch is none of your business. But what do I need to watch it?

2the9s
RealOne.

Lleena
If it's a long movie I'll also want to watch reels two, three and four. Can I watch reel four?

2the9s
Of course.

Lleena
Great! With what?

2the9s
RealOne.

Lleena
Okay, so I'm sitting at my computer and I want to watch a movie. What do I do?

2the9s
You click the blue 1.

Lleena
I click the blue one what?

2the9s
The blue 1.

Lleena
Is that different from the blue W?

2the9s
Of course it is. The blue 1 is RealOne. The blue W is Word.

Lleena
What word?

2the9s
The Word in Office for Windows.

Lleena
But there's three words in "office for windows!"

2the9s
No, just one. But it's the most popular Word in the world.

Lleena
It is?

2the9s
Yes, although to be fair there aren't many other Words left. It pretty much wiped out all the other Words.

Lleena
And that word is the real one?

2the9s
No. RealOne has nothing to do with Word. RealOne isn't even part of Office.

Lleena
Never mind; I don't want to get started with that again. But I also need something for bank accounts, loans, and so on. What do you have to help me track my money?

2the9s
Money.

Lleena
That's right. What do you have?

2the9s
Money.

Lleena
I need money to track my money?

2the9s
No, not really. It comes bundled with your computer.

Lleena
What comes bundled with my computer?

2the9s
Money.

Lleena
Money comes bundled with my computer?

2the9s
Exactly. No extra charge.

Lleena
I get a bundle of money with my computer at no extra charge? How much money do I get?

2the9s
Just one copy.

Lleena
I get a copy of money. Isn't that illegal?

2the9s
No. We have a license from Microsoft to make copies of Money.

Lleena
Microsoft can license you to make money?

2the9s
Why not? They own it.

Lleena
Well, it's great that I'm going to get free money, but I'll still need to track it. Do you have anything for managing your money?

2the9s
Managing Your Money? That program disappeared years ago.

Lleena
Well, what do you sell in its place?

2the9s
Money.

Lleena
You sell money?

2the9s
Of course. But if you buy a computer from us, you get it for free.

Lleena
That's all very wonderful, but I'll be running a business. Do you have any software for, you know, accounting?

2the9s
Simply Accounting.

Lleena
Probably, but it might get a little complicated.

2the9s
If you don't want Simply Accounting, you might try M.Y.O.B.

Lleena
M.Y.O.B.? What does that stand for?

2the9s
Mind Your Own Business.

Lleena
I beg your pardon?

2the9s
No, that would be I.B.Y.P. I said M.Y.O.B.

Lleena
Look, I just need to do some accounting for my home business. You know—Accounting? You do it with money.

2the9s
Of course you can do accounting with Money. But you may need more.

Lleena
More money?

2the9s
More than Money. Money can't do everything.

Lleena
I don't need a sermon! Okay, let's forget about money for the moment. I'm worried that my computer might...what's the word? Crash. And if my computer crashes, what can I use to restore my data?

2the9s
GoBack.

Lleena
Okay. I'm worried about my computer smashing and I need something to restore my data. What do you recommend?

2the9s
GoBack.

Lleena
How many times do I have to repeat myself?

2the9s
I've never asked you to repeat yourself. All I said was GoBack.

Lleena
How can I go back if I haven't even been anywhere? Okay, I'll go back. What do I need to write a proposal?

2the9s
Word.

Lleena
But I'll need lots of words to write a proposal.

2the9s
No, you only need one Word-the Word in Office for Windows.

Lleena
But there's three words in... Oh, never mind!

2the9s
Hello? Hello? Customers! Why do they always hang up on me? Oh, well. Ultimate Super Duper Computer Store. May I help you?
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CarrieMpls said:

which one are you laughing at?


Oh crap it's almost ozzie time.

screaming

BKW BKW WAKE UP: IT'S TIME YOU DRUNKEN BASTARD


Happy New Year (part of) Australia !

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Anyone know good aussie jokes? They're busy drinking now


anyway, you ever had a hard time explaining what a sonofabitch is :

The only true thing is that a picture is worth a thousand words. In the photo below, the guy on the right is a member of a bomb squad in the middle of deactivating an explosive device. The guy behind him, well, he's a sonofabitch.

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AlfofMelmak said:

Wow, already? We've got 16 hours to go.

Time for some quotes:

Steve Martin: "You know 'that look' women get when they want sex? Me neither."

Woody Allen: "Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

Henry Miller: "The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."

Metro Radio: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

Ted Walsh, Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."

Pat Glenn, Weightlifting commentator: "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"

A new grandstand at Doncaster race course took Brough Scott's breath away: "My word! Look at that magnificent erection!"

Chris Tarrant discussing the first "Millionaire" winner, Judith Keppel, on This Morning: "She was practicing fastest finger first by herself in bed last night."
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This couldn't be easier. Just follow these simple instructions:

1. Click your mouse just to the left the letter "S" below.
2. Hold down the mouse button and move your mouse down and right until you are to the right of the letter "K".
3. Voila!


STOP SCREWING AROUND AND GO TO WORK

In now way do I imply that this is the average humour level in australia

5 minutes to go for a lot of australia and russia. Happy new year dudes !

AlfofMelmak said:

One word for you- V-A-C-A-T-I-O- N!
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what the hell are you ooooon?

dawntreader said:

a roll


Fun with Photoshop:



AND THE BEST COMPANY NAME EVER !



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AlfofMelmak said:

heh heh

Llee is really that silly.

As Japan is up for the next new year's hit : another lame japanese invention





And people, i'm (temporarily) off doing stuff plus i think it's not done to include a large part of asia in my merry nonsense in light of the recent event there.

So see ya in a couple of hours !

2the9s cant tell his hard drive from his floppy!

HOW Blondes Print



Sorry woman of the org, I just find it funny


Where did she bury the rest of him?



title edit
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Lleena said:

That really does sound like Llee.

Ah China has a new year !



except they use a diff calendar

well some fireworks none the less




And I'm reposting this one cuz i love it !

This couldn't be easier. Just follow these simple instructions:

1. Click your mouse just to the left the number "2" below.
2. Hold down the mouse button and move your mouse down and right until you are to the right of the letter "o".
3. Voila!


2the9s really should buy Lleena a Poncho
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2the9s said:

This IS you!

A whole bottle of wine huh

AndGodCreatedMe said:

spose so !

Gotta go peeps!. Wine is getting to my head, gotta go and eat, kiss 'eva, go to friends and celly till 2005 !

So keep posting them silly pics!

AlfofMelmak said:

Have fun and be careful

AlfofMelmak said:

Have a wondeful new Year Alfie and Eva!

AlfofMelmak said: