"a witch's tit "

i never uderstood this

how can a witch's tit be cold ?

Depends how long she's been standing in the freezer.

I've never heard THAT saying before!

subhuman09 said:

well ...

THAT may explain why the Blair witch was SO pissed

Mach said:

I love Visine commercials.

this might be a good cold tit

Witch's Tit
2.5 Ounces Kahlua
0.5 Ounces Cream
0.5 Maraschino Cherrys


Mixing Instructions:

Pour the Kahlua into a pousse cafe glass.
Layer the cream on top of the Kahlua by pouring slowly over the back of a spoon.
Place the cherry in the center of the cream

Mach said:

Well, the original phrase was "Colder than a witch's tit in a metal bra" I guess people think that witches wear metal bras. I think it would make more sense if it was: "Colder than a she-viking's tit in a metal bra" but, that's just me.

applekisses said:

applekisses said:

Have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?

subhuman09 said:

Thanks!

applekisses said:

Can you get that metal bra in a size?

subhuman09 said:

I don't think they make that particular model in such a small size.

applekisses said:

Oh great-now he's slammed the door.

He thought you said it was a good size.

=

(It's ok-I'll leave him at Red Lobster for a while...)

subhuman09 said:

He'll be happy about that

applekisses said:

He has to be dragged away.

applekisses said:

they DO

micro fashion

paintsprayer said:

you probably already knew this:

But there's some history behind this wisecrack. A witch's tit (or witch's teat, to use the older spelling) supposedly left a marking that witch hunters and courts would look for on the body of an accused person. Supposedly, witches would suckle their familiars, and sometimes the Devil himself, from this "unholy" body part. To find these marks, as well as insensitive spots on the skin called devil's marks--caused by the Devil's claws or teeth--the suspects were stripped, shaven, then closely examined for any blemishes, moles, or even scars that could be labeled as diabolical. To find marks invisible to the eye, the examiner would poke the victim inch by inch with a blunt needle (called a bodkin) until they found a spot that didn't feel pain or bled. Discovery of these marks or spots--one supposes they would be considered cold since they were a sign of communion with the Devil--would be "proof" of the person's dealings with Scratch, so they would be shown in full court before the execution. Makes The People's Court look kinda dull now, eh?


http://www.straightdope.c...tchti.html

paintsprayer said:

yes i read that in my search too but thanx for posting it for others to read ...

its just so CRAZEE

the saying