I personally do #2 at least once a day at work, but I know some people who will NEVER do #2 at work. I really don't like it when other people are in the restroom when I'm doing my business so I usually wait until they leave. But, I still make sure I just go when I have to go...

How about you?

Everyday?

Well, I guess that's why they call you ReturnofPOO

PANDURITO said:

I am the Official Org Poopmaster - I take my duty (and my doodies) very seriously.

This thread makes me think of the Austin Powers scene where he's going, "Who does Number Two work for????"

i need to go poopie!!!

I don't like it when my bum makes a lot of noise, but sometimes I just can't help myself. I get embarassed, but I refuse to hold my #2 in if I really have to go.

I do, but only because I'm in a private office, and our bathroom is only for one person at a time and you can lock the door. Plus the vent in there is really noisy, so it covers up the sounds, lol.

Tom said:

but if you have the vent on doesnt that just give it away?

ella731 said:

Well, I'd rather have a vent and have people know what I was doing, rather than hear it or smell it later, ya know?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

i understand, im a girl i dont go #2

ella731 said:

i go #2, and i'm female...

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

ReturnOfDOOK said:

If someone is at the urinal while I'm laying cable, I ty to make sure it makes a really loud splash, and then let off a cheeky girlie giggle

Taureau said:

I got drunk last night and I was peeing out of my ass this morning - it was gross - I tried not to make a lot of noise but I couldn't help it.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Taureau said:

Oh, it was totally gross. There was nothing solid coming out my 2-hole at all.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I never understand why that happens after a night of drinking. I used to think it was the early-morning kebab, but i don't do that anymore these days so it must be something else...

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Sometimes Ive been so thirsty that it felt like I was peeing pure salt, but I've never had water-poop. Only liquid poop after a nice hot curry

ReturnOfDOOK said:

No way pal I am the king 8.30am and 4.30pm every day WITHOUT fail

Tom said:

In my building there's an empty floor. I usually hoof it up two flights of stairs to go there. No one else really thinks to go there, so I have it all to my self. A couple of times, I went in there to see a pair of shoes in one of the stalls, I just turned around and decided to come back later. I still could help but feel PISSED that someone was in MY BATHROOM. All cursin under my breath and everything.

yamomma said:

Back in college, I had one bathroom that I would go to on campus that hardly anyone knew about...I would go there anytime I needed to do a #2 and I would be able to finish up without being interrupted most of the time. It was in a central part of campus, but in a building that was not a very busy building. So, not only was it extremely convenient, it was in a perfect location.

ReturnOfDOOK Said:

I just refuse to go out to work...keeps things simple . ( I work all over the place or at home )
If ya gotta go ...ya gotta go ...Bush that is; Not George, the outside kind