I LOVE the feeling of a nice Q-Tip cleaning da wiggidy-wiggidy-wax outta my ear. It just feels SOOOOO good!!! But, all da docs be like "Don't be puttin nothin bigga than yo elbow up in that biatch!". Nothing bigga than my elbow? Shiiiiit! I can't even get my elbow up dat high!!!!

So, does anyone else LOVE to cram da Q-Tip in their ear and work that shiznit around?

it makes me cough and sneeze when i do it, but i love it anyway. it's very cathartic.

Anxiety said:

Oh, and if you don't do it for awhile and you get a "huge" (relative to what you're used to) chunk of wax it feels like you won the lottery or something! Like you found something really special! Awesome!

finding what's in my ears every day is almost better than opening up my advent calendar to see what shape the chocolate is for the day!

Anxiety said:

You're crazy

Anxiety said:

Have you ever used one of those "ear candles" that they have at GNC? They're weird.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

ooh, i think i used one of those a long time ago. no thanks.

Anxiety said:

I think they're b.s. if you ask me. I used one once and I think it's pure HOGWASH! HOGWASH I SAY!

My roommate and I used to have the battle of the Q-TIps.

See she's gets off sexually on inserting a Q-Tip in her ear (really). And she'd leave these things ALLLLL over the place. It was nasty! I'd find them on the floor, on the kitchen counter, at the top of the stairs...next to the TV! I don't know what I did, but some how she had to get back at me for something I did and put a bunch of Q-TIps...like under my pillow, in my shoes, near my toothbrush...knowing it freaked me out. I ended up taking them all and spelling the words BITCH on her floor.

But to answer the question...YES. I do, it's the only way I can clean my inner ear.

Anxiety said:

Hell, I second that emotion.