at my college there are a few weird looking people who have learning difficulties. they always talk louder than whats necessary and they dress and act abnormally. there are also four 'special' p.cs allocated to them in the computer room because they moan if there are no p.cs free.

i was standing at the bus stop and two of them(one was a goth) came up to me. the goth then started talking to me, she said

"hi"

so i reluctantly said

"hi, how are you?"

she then said

"what have you been up to?"

so i replied with

"oh the usual, just college and the gym"

then she said

oh!! youre big arent you?

i started laughing at this point. she then went on to say

"i think meatloaf is sexy"
and
"i like biting guys hands and sucking out their blood"

obviously by this point i thought she was nuts, but i felt a sigh of relief, the bus was coming.

my relief was short lived as she decided to sit opposite me on the bus.
i dont like ignoring people so i decided to talk to her again. we were talking and she came out with this line

"do you fancy me?"

by this time, i wanted out. so i decided to leave the bus about to stops before my usual stop.
but she said to me the killer line when i left.
she looked in my eyes. she opened out her arms. she smiled and said

"huggies"

i was horrified and embarrassed so i quickly left.
luckily i havnt seen her again, YET!!!!

Except for biting arms and sucking blood, she sounds nice

So what was your answer when she asked if you fancied her????

I have the feeling she was just fucking with you. I've known a few people who loved to just freak people out like that. They got off on watching people squirm.

i forgot to mention that her friend was called willow.
no, its not the willow from buffy.
shes called willow because she looks like the dwarf guy in the film 'willow'

she was an absolute stinker.

icecool2k19 said:

Oooh, I love that movie!!!

icecool2k19 said:

Did Willow also fany you???

JediMaster said:

well, obviously that comment shocked and set me back.
so i didnt answer her for few a seconds. but i ended up saying something simple, just

"i dont want to answer that question. if thats ok?"

so do you think she was playing with me when she came out with the line 'huggies'??

icecool2k19 said:

That's the bit that made me suspect she was just jacking with you. Then again, she may have been serious. If so, she's totally Squirrel-bait.

JediMaster said:

i avoided 'willow' as much as possible, i dont really want to think about her fancying me, its quite a hideous thought.
this willow girl is about 4 foot tall, walks with her head over to one side, breathes heavily, has really bad teeth and cant speak properly. i always see her in an eminem hoodie, i dont think she changes her clothes at all.

icecool2k19 said:

the bitch is KAHRAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAYYYYY!!!!


BOBBAY!!!!!