You know how most porn guys seem to have dicks that bend upwards like a banana. Well mine kind of nods downwards, but is very wide

I can understand how this orientation may help for certain seemingly impossible positions, but is the 'upward banana' stance typical of manhoods in the general population?
[Edited 12/3/04 14:12pm]

ah...the beauty of ressurecting a dead-ass thread when you can't create anymore

Teacher said:

It's a serious question, and concerns an insecurity I have with the shape of my penis. I thought I'd share in the vain hope that someone out there would reassure me that 'fat and droopy' has it's benefits

Taureau said:

Ahhh... my was in reference to the fact that I don't watch porn, and even more the fact that if what you say is true then I NEVER need to watch any

I'm sure you are fine the way you are

Teacher said:

Thanks, but I'd really like to know if there were any guys on the org who have banana dicks

Taureau said:

Sorry. I know ummm....4 dicks from the Org, and none of them have a banana one. Did that help?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

How can it be downwards?

BinaryJustin said:

This would be the orientation of what I would classify as a porn-dick:
(imagine the left side attached to the body)



This would be the shape and pitch of my dick:



I want a porn dick

Taureau said:

No you don't, that shit don't look normal. Normal is good in this instance.

Taureau said:

Would it help if you removed the fork?

Taureau said:

Oh.



Well, they don't all point straight upwards, some point left and right but I must admit I've never seen one point straight out. It just makes you unique, I guess.

BinaryJustin said:

Maybe it's the weight of the thing that prevents it from being held upright. I never thought of it as heavy, but it HAS to be that

But it makes upright-sex (like in porn flicks) quite difficult

doctormcmeekle said:

Do you have a porn-dick?

Taureau said:

No, but in a certain light it looks a little like Esther Ranzten.

Mine curve very slightly to the left.

I think the curvature is related to circumcision scarring?
I forgot the explanation.

I'd imagine that porn stars cosmetically enhance themselves.

I know that alot of them inject warm saline into their balls to make them larger. Some of the porn stars don't like saggy balls and rather have them plump and oversized.

Porn really is quite and artform now compared to the old days.