It's true. No one can beat me in that department.

I rarely have #2. once every 2-3 days maybe
But I'm #1 at #1

Heavenly said:

NOT GOOD!!! You're all clogged up! You need to go when you have to go! Let your body do what it's supposed to "for heaven's sake" (hahahah! I'm so witty).

It's one of my goals in life to be `regular`.

I guess I'm just an ambitious kind of guy.

doctormcmeekle said:

People don't realize how important this is! Like I always say, "A B.M. a day keeps the doctor away" (no offense to you, however)...

(come to think of it, when I have a BM myself, most people tend to stay away...weird )

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I agree. My Mum goes every day at work. Like clockwork she is. Which is slightly unfortunate because she's a Lolly-pop Lady. I say to her "don't do that at the side of the road." But she doesn't listen.

What were we talking about again?

Fecal


Trying to get rid of posts today edit
[Edited 12/3/04 14:55pm]

...again with the fecal matter, oy...

Anxiety said:

Oh, you're just jealous.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

just because i've been constipated since reagan was in office doesn't make me jealous of your damn BMs.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Where I come from, that basically means you're shit and piss.

Anxiety said:

Denial isn't just a river in Egypt, my friend. Until you admit you have a problem, you're going to remain backed up and uncomfortable. Let it loose. May I recommend a 12 pack of Coors Light - that had a "liquifying" effect on me this morning.

OK..so we have

Dook with the poop
AsianBomb with the Vaginas
Tereau with the Penis
Althom...well, let's just throw him in there for good luck

anyone else want to step up and take over a sex organ or bodily function? We still have the anus and farting available to the highest bidder.

superspaceboy said:

superspaceboy said:

I'd like to see some lactating.

doctormcmeekle said:

Are you hiding in your box because you don't want to get squirted?

ReturnOfDOOK said:

I'm afraid I can't tell you what I'm doing in that box.

doctormcmeekle said:

I bet you're pooping.

doctormcmeekle said:

Is it something you'd like to hold a claim to?

Heavenly said:

In the morning, no matter what you want to eat for breakfast, eat one apple and one orange.

Try and add an apple to every meal as well. WIthint 3 days you'll be totally regular.

Apples have both types of fibre--Pectin (which is soluable) and non-soluable fibre.

Pectin acts as a lubricant and makes your shit slimy, while the skin of the apple has the non-soluable fibre which makes your shit big and bulky--that'll unclog you.

The stomach and intestines are the biggest and primary cuase of preventable desease. WHen they get clogged, other bodily problems will occur.

Trust me my friend, make your shit greasy and bulky--it's good for you

Caution: Here are two poop links that I really enjoy. They do, however, show pictures of poop. Please do not go to these websites if you feel you might be offended or grossed out by pictures of poop!.

www.urinalpoop.org Yes, this is exactly what you think it is. Poop in urinals.
www.ratemypoo.com This is like "Hot or Not" but for poop.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

superspaceboy said:

No, but it does involve shell-fish.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Oh
My
God





A perfectly legitamate and thought provoking thread has been ruined.

AsianBomb777 said:

One might say that it's gone down the crapper.

ReturnOfDOOK said:

Why oh why didn't I see that one coming?

It was like something didn't smell quite right, but I still couldn't see it coming.

AsianBomb777 said:

I think all of this pretty much adds up to one glaring fact: I am the official org Poopmaster. No one knows about, loves, or cares about poop the way I do.