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Thread started 12/01/04 3:29am

thesexofit

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too cold to wank

Sometimes I like to do it late at night but now it's to damn cold to get all my clothes off! Anyone else have this problem?
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Reply #1 posted 12/01/04 3:31am

TheFrog

can't you find it? confused
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Reply #2 posted 12/01/04 3:36am

thesexofit

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TheFrog said:

can't you find it? confused


Yeah just, but my body is too cold to keep going (I like to go for a long time.....good practise 4 my girlfriend)
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Reply #3 posted 12/01/04 3:38am

subhuman09

Warm it up in the microwave first!

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Reply #4 posted 12/01/04 3:39am

Christopher

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thesexofit said:

Sometimes I like to do it late at night but now it's to damn cold to get all my clothes off! Anyone else have this problem?


sit in front of the oven and do it there.
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Reply #5 posted 12/01/04 3:41am

Cloudbuster

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Christopher said:

sit in front of the oven and do it there.


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Reply #6 posted 12/01/04 3:44am

subhuman09

Go start a fire and put a marshmallow on the tip.

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Reply #7 posted 12/01/04 3:47am

thesexofit

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Thanx 4 the feedback.....I thought it might be a common problem.....nevermind
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Reply #8 posted 12/01/04 3:47am

TheFrog

cut it off, and then wait and see if a warm one re-grows.

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Reply #9 posted 12/01/04 5:45am

Mach

thesexofit said:

Thanx 4 the feedback.....I thought it might be a common problem.....nevermind



i'm not a man so i dont exactly "know"... but for me... i like the chilly air during sex or masterbation ... its arousing

but i could deffinatly understand how for some the coldness could cause things to not go very well

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Reply #10 posted 12/01/04 5:50am

TheRealFiness

too cooooold to wankey spankeyyyyy.. cool
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Reply #11 posted 12/01/04 10:13am

Heavenly

It's NEVER to cold to wank no no no!
You're just doing it all wrong.
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Reply #12 posted 12/01/04 10:19am

TheRealFiness

Blues in G

took my dick out this mawniiiiin...good lawd it was too cold to wank..
i said iiiii took out my dick this mawnin chiiiiile... oh lawd it was to damn cold to wank...aw baby is was so damn cold... fuckin thang up and shrank.... guitar solo...
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Reply #13 posted 12/01/04 10:19am

Nemo

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Not too cold in the bath..... wink
""And if i never c u again....it`s alright ""
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Reply #14 posted 12/01/04 10:27am

NouveauDance

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TheRealFiness said:

Blues in G

took my dick out this mawniiiiin...good lawd it was too cold to wank..
i said iiiii took out my dick this mawnin chiiiiile... oh lawd it was to damn cold to wank...aw baby is was so damn cold... fuckin thang up and shrank.... guitar solo...


falloff
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Reply #15 posted 12/01/04 11:30am

Mach

TheRealFiness said:

Blues in G

took my dick out this mawniiiiin...good lawd it was too cold to wank..
i said iiiii took out my dick this mawnin chiiiiile... oh lawd it was to damn cold to wank...aw baby is was so damn cold... fuckin thang up and shrank.... guitar solo...



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Reply #16 posted 12/01/04 11:38am

Marrk

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thesexofit said:

Sometimes I like to do it late at night but now it's to damn cold to get all my clothes off! Anyone else have this problem?


Wanker! lol
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Reply #17 posted 12/01/04 2:32pm

BinaryJustin

You don't have to take your clothes off to frottage, you know.
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Reply #18 posted 12/01/04 2:44pm

Heavenly

I'll say it again:

-It's never to cold to wank
-It's never to early to wank
-It's never too late to wank
-There's no limit to how many times a day you can wank, it's all up to you.
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Reply #19 posted 12/01/04 2:49pm

AsianBomb777

You must do it nice and slow?

I find if you wank really fast, the friction will often create enough heat.
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Reply #20 posted 12/01/04 4:30pm

JDINTERACTIVE

Buy yourself a willy warmer. Well, at least its as sad as this thread.
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Reply #21 posted 12/01/04 4:31pm

endorphin74

TheFrog said:

can't you find it? confused



falloff
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Reply #22 posted 12/01/04 5:19pm

superspaceboy

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Marrk said:

thesexofit said:

Sometimes I like to do it late at night but now it's to damn cold to get all my clothes off! Anyone else have this problem?


Wanker! lol


same thing as a jack-off.

Christian Zombie Vampires

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Reply #23 posted 12/01/04 5:39pm

Milty

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JDINTERACTIVE said:

Buy yourself a willy warmer. Well, at least its as sad as this thread.


hahaha i needed a laff today.
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