subhuman09 said:

i think he would enjoy it so much he would have an accident

subhuman09 said:

i think you should punch yourself in the face.

lollyp0p said:

Just make sure he has a rubber theatre seat and you should be ok.

TheFrog said:

Gimme an hour, check back and if I haven't yet-you're still a twat.

subhuman09 said:

who told you he was into rubber

lollyp0p said:

It'd be much easier if he'd leave the zipper on his mask open so I can understand the damn things he's saying.

This is a festive thread, not about unknown persons' fetishes!

TheFrog said:

I have a Santa hat fetish.

subhuman09 said:

i didn't know he was into guys as well

subhuman09 said:

i'm sure he has a Subhuman09 hat fetish too.

TheFrog said:

lollyp0p said:

"What the fuck is wrong with you, kid?"

TheFrog said:

I want to know whats wrong with the red cross

lollyp0p said:

At first I was flattered, but then he started being way too excited whenever he saw a pair of boots.

TheFrog said:

That's kind of weird though cause the only hat I ever wear is a Santa hat.

lollyp0p said:

is it working now?

subhuman09 said:

what about that big cone-shaped hat with a giant "D" on the front?

i hear you spent almost every day at school wearing that one.

TheFrog said:

yeah "can i make you a sandwich?"

lollyp0p said:

you look like that kid, too.

yes, please.

TheFrog said:

I was in the gifted class-although I did take that hat and modify to read:

"Dear sir, please remove this cone from your ass and find a chair.

Yours most sincerely,

subby"

I was a helpful lad.

subhuman09 said:

Awww, they called it that?

that's so sweet and intended not to hurt any feelings

you are indeed, very "gifted", subby.

TheFrog said:

i do

I'm look how pretty my hair is

TheFrog said:

You should know-you were my pen pal.

Can you write the letter "C" yet without using your feet?

subhuman09 said:

Almost there - not quite, but almost.

Since your arms and legs were severed in that terrible Squishee accident, have you been able to write using a pencil shoved up your ass yet?

lollyp0p said:

the highlights look great.

TheFrog said:

The pencil kept breaking and it hurt like hell so I just use a big Sharpie marker now.

It takes a while to get the cap off, but somehow I'm more proud of myself.

subhuman09 said:

pics please.

this is a picture of me displaying my lovely round womanly body and thanks froggy....

the highlights look great, I'm really pleased i went with the perm as well now it's just the perfect finishing touch

lollyp0p said:

i really, really loved that film.



wannagoseeagain

TheFrog said:

wannagoseebridgetjonesagain