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The 12 days of Christmas... Everybody knows the irritating song, right? 
A partridge in a bloody pear tree. 
Let's change it. Your true love can bring you anything you want. 
For example: "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, A bucket of Elephant wee." 
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On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
 Wanted: Virtual Sugar Daddy to help me buy stuff on Farmville and move up the ranks. Use of Viagra not authorized. Get your two minutes and go! | |
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ShySlantedEye1 said: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
I wish my lover did that for me 
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On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Three midgets wrestling...  | |
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subhuman09 said: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Three midgets wrestling... "three midgets wrestling, a chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
and a bucket of Elephant wee."  | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: ShySlantedEye1 said: On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me a chocolate bar and a penis all firm, just for me!!
I wish my lover did that for me
"...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. | |
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TheFrog said: AndGodCreatedMe said:
I wish my lover did that for me
"...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. | |
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AndGodCreatedMe said: TheFrog said: "...and i wish my lover did that for me" actually scans well as the last line. but i like Elephant wee too.  | |
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okay, okay.
"On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Four bearded women 
three midgets wrestling
a chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( )
and a bucket of elephant wee.
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"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me..."
Five leprechauns dancing... 
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Six dubious sausages 
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women[/i]
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Seven DVDs I've never heard of... 
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm ( )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
Too much eggnog edit. [Edited 12/1/04 2:59am] | |
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On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies 
Seven DVDs I've never heard of...
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Nine  s teaching...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies
Seven DVDs I've never heard of...
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
10 FBI Most Wanted   
  
   
Nine s teaching...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies
Seven DVDs I've never heard of...
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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lollyp0p said: | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said: 
sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add   | |
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On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
11 Amish barn raisings... 
10 FBI Most Wanted
Nine s teaching...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies
Seven DVDs I've never heard of...
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said:
sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add 
think of something interesting to add then! | |
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TheFrog said: lollyp0p said:
sorry couldn't think of anything interesting to add
think of something interesting to add then! i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry  | |
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lollyp0p said: TheFrog said:
think of something interesting to add then! i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry How was Bridget Jones?  | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry How was Bridget Jones?  | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said: How was Bridget Jones?  | |
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On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Twelve Freaky Fingers 
11 Amish barn raisings...
10 FBI Most Wanted
Nine s teaching...
Eight Folk-playing Froggies
Seven DVDs I've never heard of...
Six dubious sausages
Five leprechauns dancing...
Four bearded women
Three midgets wrestling
A chocolate bar and a penis all firm (  )
...and a bucket of elephant wee.
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subhuman09 said: TheFrog said:   | |
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Now to sit back and wait for the royalties... | |
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TheFrog said: subhuman09 said:  Look if you're that desperate, just ask-I'll gladly do it myself.  | |
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subhuman09 said: lollyp0p said: i can't I'm not interested in being interesting today sorry How was Bridget Jones? i really liked it was funny in a slap stick way, made me laugh anyway i think i want to go and see it again | |
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lollyp0p said: subhuman09 said: How was Bridget Jones? i really liked it was funny in a slap stick way, made me laugh anyway i think i want to go and see it again Sounds pretty cool! I think you should take who you saw it with before at least 20 more times, just to appreciate it as much as possible. | |
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