Day 27 of my banishment

Late last night, after hours of bone-breaking digging under a tumescent moon, my shovel broke just as I was about to enter what I think was Vampy's Italian Prince site... Gnammete!!



The futility and weariness, boredom and ennui are beginning to grip me. (That and the fact that that Robot is really starting to get on my freaking nerves! )...I drift in and out of consciousness. My dreams and my waking hours are starting to blend in a hodgepodge of disconnected thoughts. My nostalgia is powerful but it has no direction. I miss everything and everyone. (I should have checked the expiration date on those canned bananas!) As I sit and meditate, I wonder on many things...

I wonder where is Lleena; Is bkw still drinking beer? Is IrresistableBitch still a raging conservative? I wonder if lilmissmissy is still chipper. I wonder if althom is still an...nevermind, I know the answer to that Is senik still related to Parminder Nagra? ; is the Frog still a cunt? (I hope this letter never gets out...); is Dancelot still dancing a lot now that Bush has been reelected?; how many user names does PEJ have by now? is emm still sportin' that sexy avatar? ; is mdiver still keeping the squozen flame alive? ; is Alf still trying to get published? heh heh; are asylumutopia and reincarnate aware that they rock my world?; is AnotherLover still madly in love with Mastodon? ; Sag? Enough!; Is JediMaster still fixated on that crap Star Wars nonsense? Even I haven't gone that far and I'm practically delusional! Give it up already!; is shausler still keeping the Org pulse going?; is nesseone still hot for kitty? ; is Faux, despite his name, still keeping it real?; does AzureStarr play tic tac toe with any other boys? ; is doctormcmeekle still an easily manipulated pawn who can be tricked into posting dumbass posts from deactivated Orgers?; does conch(bunchofnumbers) still have that ridiculous letter/number combination for a username that drives me crazy?; has teacher been banned yet? ; does subhuman have an extra strait jacket I could use? ; is CinisterCee aware that speaking against the tractor pic is a crime punishable by severe beating? Good thing I'm in exile, boyee!!; is babygirl old enough to actually post on the Org? ; is XxAxX still a little yellow bird? I'm so hungry I could eat a little yellow bird, so look out!; is AndGodCreatedMe still as sweet as she was?; and finally is JoeyCoco banned yet?? How come I am banned and he isn't! How's that for irony!!

oh well, at least I'm sure JasmineFire still loves her job!

Obviously, there is only one thing for me to do. If I can't get to the Org, I will bring the Org to me! Fortunately, just beyond the abandoned junkyard/military complex from which I culled the parts of my Robot, there is also a mannequin factory where I can build simulacra of all my favorite Orgers! I will build an entire Org village! (Guess who the village idiot will be. heh heh).

But I will have to do this tomorrow, as tonight the damn Robot is making me wash his dishes!

Day 28 of my banishment

Hmmm...apparently "washing the dishes" in Robot-speak means also polishing
his "transistors" ... ... which is what I have spent most of the day
doing, when I should be devoting my time to the creation of my Org Village
of mannequins. (Note to self: rebel against robot).

Creating a village of mannequins that look like Orgers is serious work. I
know it may sound like I have given up on my return, but rest ye assured
that this is not the case. These mannequins are just a way for me to hone my
communication skills in the absence of real people. You know, like Tom Hanks
and that volley ball?

I pick my way carefully through the thousands of mannequins that litter the
floor of the factory, searching for those that with a little makeup and
dressing will be my compadres, my paisanos in these dark times...

I survey the fabricated corpses like a God.

Hmmm...this one in the "discard" bin seems to have a bit of a beer belly on
it; it looks out of shape and vaguely like an idiot...Who could this be?.

Here's one right off the line with a ponytail and wearing a smashing white
poncho. Looks kind of gitty, but a coat of paint might help that. I think I
could use this one...

This one has a voicebox and a string in the back that when I pull it it says
"Voooooms...." in this metallic haunting voice. Voomy Toom Ta Choomy Choom.

Yuk this one seem to have a nasty disoloration on its booby.

The choosing takes me all day. The fixing up and dressing takes all night.
(No matter how much I sand and plane, that beer belly ain't going nowhere!).
Finally I am ready for the gala dinner that I have set up in honor of the
birth of the Simulacra-Org! My new home! My new family!

As I arrive at the door to the lavish dining room I constructed and
furnished myself, I notice the door is locked and there is an envelope
addressed to me hanging from the knob.

I open it up slowly...

and it reads:

"Banned!"

Bitch-asses.