Odyssey,


Yes, it's TRUE! TushyClean does what it says and does it
well. http://www.TushyClean.com offers the best quality
common sense bathroom bidet conversion kits on the market
today. Bidet, sounds like (be-day'), a bathroom tushy
washing appliance.

The hygiene benefits of bidets are common to most people
worldwide. TushyClean is better than anything you may have
tried before. Now you can enjoy the natural soothing
washing sensation every visit to the bathroom.

Bidets are habit forming. You will not just buy one. Once
you use it you will want one in every bathroom. One out of
four TushyClean customers buy their 2nd and 3rd bidet kits
for all their other bathrooms. TushyClean bidets are simple
to use and easy to install. Affordable. Almost
indestructible. Your satisfaction is guaranteed. We promote
no unhappy customers, anywhere.

Doctor recommended as a natural relief for hemorrhoids.
Handicapped? Pregnant? Have a friend or relative with a
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TushyClean offers a unique water warmer not avaliable
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you will find the most unique cold water bidet warm water
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to install and it uses no plumbing or electricity.

TushyClean is also a great and unusual gift. We offer a
free optional gift wrapped shipping carton with your custom
personal statement on the label. Great for that special
someone on holidays and those special occasions.

Dealer, plumber and distributor inquiries always welcome.
FREE 24/7 affiliate program available online at
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Judy at 800-504-7660.


I don't even know where to friggin' start.
I'll let you guys have at it.

OdysseyMiles said:

oh, the possibilities!!

Cool. Have you showed this to Dook?

irresistibleb1tch said:

Yeah, that part kicked off a few lightbulbs in my head too...

"TushyClean is also a great and unusual gift"


All those secret santas who had no ideas what to get...look here

i dunno what's funnier: the fact that you got an e-mail about a bidet, or the fact that the brand name is tushyclean.

Heavenly said:

Your really in the X-mas spirit aren't you?

Nila said:

I try to look for a reason to celebrate every day.
Yesterday for example the reason was that I'm ThreadCula's new boyfiriend

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

Trust me babe, I was over here rollin' about both.

Heavenly said:

Congratulations. Maybe you can get Threadcula a Tushyclean kit.
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superspaceboy said:

omggggg....gg...ggggg!

when i lived in south beach i had a bidet in my studio. i often wax nostalgic when thinking of it. americans really need to keep their asses cleaner.

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sallysassalot said:

This should be the focus of the next election.

OdysseyMiles said:

you'd see...a lot of things would change! people are generally much happier when their anus has been kept sparkley...surely there is a scientific poll to back this up (no pun intended).

Handclapsfingasnapz said:

We have them here at my work. It's included in the emergency supplies for earthquakes.

There.



I am disturbed.

sallysassalot said:

I personally think that every dump should be followed by a nice hot shower. No one should walk around with butt crumbs.

Butt crumbs.

Anxiety said:

Oh, how I love that sig, Anx.

TushyClean™, the easiest, fastest, most economical way to add a high quality bidet to your toilet. Don't live another day missing the soothing sensation of a bidet!

High quality

OdysseyMiles said:

hey, nice avatar. is that Thom Yorke?